@MrKennethClarke

Parody. Former MP & Cabinet Minister. Now a Lord. Enjoy listening to jazz, birdwatching and going down the pub.

Joined July 2018
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Dear @BorisJohnson, I hear Rwanda is a lovely place to spend your retirement. Ken
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Bravo @British_Airways 👏. Didn’t happen pre-Brexit 😉.
Richard Tice MP 🇬🇧
@TiceRichardOct 19
British Airways is an embarrassing disgrace of an airline @British_Airways Routinely selling many more tickets than seats, putting lots of passengers on standby who bought tickets months ago, a woeful customer attitude of ‘shrug shrug, not my job’ 🤷‍♂️ Then not sending the luggage of standby passengers: one case may arrive on next flight an hour later, 1 case shrug shrug wait until tomorrow afternoon when it may or may not arrive 🤷‍♂️ Britain is Broken
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Problem is we had 14 years to do all this, but Brexit happened. #cpc26
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Oh for goodness sake 🤦🏻‍♂️, grow up.
Robert Jenrick
@RobertJenrickAug 26
NEW: If HMRC delay you, they can repay you. Under Reform, if you’re stuck on the phone to HMRC for 30 mins, you’ll get a £30 tax credit at the end of the year. We will restore basic fairness to the taxpayer.
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“I’ve done nothing wrong, so I’m going to resign.” Nigel Farage
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A bit of scrutiny and Nigel throws his toys out of his pram. Pathetic. Not fit to be Prime Minister.
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A bit of heat and whole sections of the economy are closing down. Work shy Britain is holding us back. See you down the pub, if it’s open.
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Oh for goodness sake. When are the grown ups arriving? Not in my day.
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I’m reflecting on realities. It’s Sunday, sunny and lots of politics to talk about. Pub garden for me. Cheers 🍻
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Andy Burnham’s big role in government will be as Prime Minister.
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The cost of living crisis has been happening for the past decade. I wonder what happened in 2016?
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Brexit is one of the biggest contributors to the cost of living crisis. Labour would do well to start talking about it by holding Farage and Reform to account. Silence on the issue isn’t working.
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Amazing what millions from foreign donors does isn’t it?
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Reform’s leadership told us how marvellous Brexit Britain would be, so why on earth should we trust them to reduce fuel prices? Or Council tax. Or about anything.
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Distancing yourself from the orange freak is no bad thing in my book.
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Wind your neck in Kemi. The reason why Britain is weaker on the international stage is because we have left the European Union. That’s on you and rest of the little Englanders.
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Nigel Farage has not been seen in Gorton or Denton after locals put up signs reading ‘Welcome to Clacton’.
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If Robert Jenrick has the answers then you’re not asking the right questions.
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Oh that’s embarrassing @Nigel_Farage. First Brexit now this!
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Robert Jenrick is not fit for purpose.
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Another Tory reject joins Reform. You can’t expect the arsonists to put out the fire.
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