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Make sure you hug your loved ones tight for every night you live. You’ll never know when you’ll hug them for the last time.
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BRADY TKACHUK SCORES IN HIS RETURN TO OTTAWA 🤯 WHAT A MOMENT 🍿
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Brady Tkachuk hit with all sorts of chants in the opening few minutes (Brady sucks, fuck you Brady, you can’t read, you eat crayons, etc) and then scores on his return to Ottawa. Absolute cinema. #FlaPanthers #GoSensGo
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The Florida Bar has concluded its internal investigation into the direct messages sent from Kade McLendon’s Instagram account to Damon Wilson. Those messages were reprehensible and inconsistent with the mission, values, and policies of The Florida Bar. While McLendon denies sending the messages, he did not provide evidence sufficient to demonstrate to The Florida Bar’s satisfaction that his Instagram account had been compromised. As of today, The Florida Bar has terminated McLendon’s employment.
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The concept of tearing up to this.
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Full-time.
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Gn Chat
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A statement from the Pittsburgh Penguins
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BREAKING: NASCAR Hall of Famer Fred Lorenzen has been diagnosed posthumously with stage 3 CTE, the first known diagnosis in a driver. We’re deeply grateful to his children for their $1 million gift to advance CTE research and establish the Fred Lorenzen Memorial HelpLine, connecting drivers and families with vital care and support. Learn more: ConcussionAndCTE.org/Lorenze…
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Make up your fucking mind Bacon
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BREAKING: #Eagles QB Jalen Hurts has been diagnosed with deep vein thrombosis and bilateral pulmonary emboli after further testing. Hurts is clinically stable and will be on blood thinners, preventing him from participating in football activities. His prognosis is “very good,” with a full recovery and no long-term effects expected, per his agent Nicole Lynn.
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#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs, has been undergoing tests for days. Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.
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Jalen Hurts took a long flight to London, got blood clots on his lung, stayed up for 36 hours and still played an entire football game How is that not malpractice and how is there no potential lawsuit
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Eagles QB Jalen Hurts is expected to be sidelined for multiple months after new imaging over the weekend found several blood clots in his lungs. Hurts is now on blood thinners and should have no long-term effects. But it’s unlikely he plays again this season.
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We have relieved Chris Ballard of his duties as General Manager.
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The King of Monsters returns 🐉 Our official US Grand Prix livery arrives ahead of the highly anticipated release of Godzilla Minus Zero, coming to cinemas across the United States on November 6 🇺🇸🏁 #HaasF1 #F1 #USGP
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Matthew Golden is able to haul this one in for a big gain!
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Matthew Golden lets another touchdown slip from his grasp
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Bo Nix has the shortest name in NFL history (5 Letters). It is still longer than his ADOT (4.9)
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Matthew Golden drops what would’ve been a touchdown
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