you don’t like me, you just like my pfp and the content I steal

and it would be this very same breakfast that would have Mr. Suit projectile vomitting on the airplane later that day…

good morning from mallorca ☀️

If you could pick one superpower which would it be: Read your own mind Can predict the past Can hear in the dark

this is going to sound illegal but how do I make money in crypto

Only 25 of you like me. Noted. ✍️

like this post if you like me

someone just came into the gym where I’m the only one working out and started blasting country music from their phone while they walk on the treadmill. should I start blasting mumble rap from mine?

gm it’s a new day

Oysters with Dom Pérignon foam, caviar and gold 🤌

gm from mallorca

sounds like a good deal to me

solo dinner 🥰

is your net worth your network or your net work?

prove to me you’re not ai

you see me, seeing you

so how long would you guys leave out a glass of water in your house and still drink it? It's not like it goes bad or anything, but after a while it's weird right?

I start every morning opening this app with the energy of a weathered dock worker clocking into a 14-hour shift gutting fish. Like I don't have to be here why am I doing this.

i may not be cute, but im also not funny