Caffeine and Christ

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Replying to @haste111
As long as you worship richard christ i’ll keep doing jt 🤝😂
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Replying to @haste111
“Stop telling people how to think and live” 24 hours before this tweet: xitter.cf/haste111/status/211446…
nothing wrong with looks maxxing IMO because someone born more attractive then you they deserve a better life? cheat and manipulate everything to your favour take steroids, smash your bones whatever u need who gives a fk every winner who’s name you know broke the rules and took every advantage they could rampage jackson said he would put glue on his feet to get better grip in fights this is the levels you need to be willing to go to destroy the competition never let someone luckily born with better gifts defeat you
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Replying to @haste111
He forgot about it until this tweet popped up on his timeline Prepare your casket g
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Replying to @haste111
I’ll admit he looks pretty good for a pig
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Replying to @haste111
Richard heart survival of the tittiest
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Replying to @haste111
This is how RH got away with anything for decades
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Bro cheated on his wife with Anne Frank
RESURFACED: Ethan Klein couldn't hide his jealousy when Tamara brought a T-shirt designer she liked onto the H3 Podcast. Instead of playing it cool, Ethan started grilling the guy. Bro turned a T-shirt conversation into a police interrogation.
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Sol Brah ain’t got shit on ACTUAL raw primal mfers
Tanajura viva meu patrão, aí é raiz demais pqp kkkkk Ela Frita com sal até vai 🐜
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This mfer who cares about his health more than anyone on this app other than Bryan Johnson drinks 1000mg of caffeine per day and you still think coffee is bad for you
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of course don't do it autistically, you gotta know how to warm up to the topic
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Replying to @amyoder
Best way to gauge her mental illness levels is casually bring up abortion as in "xyz that I know went through an abortion x months into her pregnancy, can you believe that?" See her reaction, if she's in agreement with your vibe, secure the next date, if she doesn't it's wraps
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WWII veteran Richard Overton didn’t wear earplugs to war and he lived til 112 smoking 20 cigars a day He was sharp and witty til death Bryan Johnson you are a little bitch
Take earplugs everywhere Environments routinely above 85 dBA > restaurants > sporting events > social gatherings > gym and theater > trains and subways > coffee shops Can't currently fix hearing loss. Hearing loss accelerates brain volume loss and cognitive decline.
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- Says raw milk changed his life - Except he pours it in hot coffee and cooks with it This is your confirmation that raw milk is indeed a fad driven by placebo 👍
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Replying to @simpleorganix
We belong on S tier because of our caffeine addiction
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Replying to @freshceonetwork
Were the dues $0.00?
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Replying to @borekbruhh
Diff biologies require diff amounts bruv Trump notorious for getting 3-4 hrs and mogging every other empire in the world My sweetspot is 5.5-6
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When money twitter gurus when asked what percentage of their 6 figure revenue is profit
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LMAOO
JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
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