Adam Rathbone retweeted
Things I’d rather do than watch Derby currently:
Wank with sandpaper
Cheese grate my balls
Watch paint dry
Join a cult
Take up cycling
Be stuck in a room with Jeffrey Dahmer
Slab a patio with Fred & Rose West
Have 12 rounds in the ring with Tyson Fury
Wash my eyes with bleach
Adam Rathbone retweeted
After Jake Humphrey wound down his 10-year stint with BT Sport last night, let’s look back at some of his most ‘Partridge’ moments whilst live on-air… (THREAD)
Thought it was @willyp79 in nono8 after he flooded my apartment
State of some of these tweets 🤣
Live footage of the lurker @willyp79 anytime one of the boys posts something on socials










