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I personally don't like eating Duck's meat, don't know about you.
Do you like eating Duck's meat or dislike it just as I do?
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This guy right here is one amongst the best fashion designer in the Northern Parts of Naija.
You can see for yourself Ladies and gentlemen
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May this new Month usher in with good tidings, God's blessings and abundance in every aspects of our lives.
Happy New Months Guys. One 💕 love.
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What really gets me about this scene is how effortlessly Ji-shin transforms into something truly terrifying. The creature design is incredible, especially the reptilian armor spreading across his back and shoulders. But what makes the moment even better is Yong-hoo standing right in front of him, completely unfazed. That stare-down, combined with the music, makes this feel like one seriously epic supernatural showdown.
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We were lying on my bed, watching a movie, when I tried to kiss her and make a move. Suddenly, she moved away from me.
Her: “Can you stop doing this?”
Me: “Doing what? I was just trying to be close to you.”
Her: “I don’t want you initiating sex with me anymore. If I want it, I’ll be the one to start it.”
I stared at her, confused.
Me: “Wait, so you’re saying I can’t even initiate intimacy with my own girlfriend?”
Her: “That’s exactly what I’m saying. I want to be the one who decides when we do it.”
I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. I had never forced her to do anything, and whenever she said no, I respected her boundaries.
So I asked her a question that made the atmosphere even more uncomfortable.
Me: “Babe, have I ever made you feel like you couldn’t say no to me?”
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HR: Hey, Sam. Do you have a quick second?
Employee: Oh no. Am I getting fired? I swear I didn’t steal Brenda’s labeled yogurt from the fridge this time.
HR: [Sighs] No, Sam, you're not getting fired. And we all know it was you because you left the spoon in the sink.
Employee: Hypothetically, a ghost could have done that. But anyway, what's up?
HR: I wanted to check in on how you're settling into the new role. It’s been a month since your promotion.
Employee: Honestly? It’s a lot. My keyboard is sweating. I’m pretty sure my inbox is multiplying overnight like wet Gremlins.
HR: I’ve noticed you've been staying late. We value work life balance here, so I wanted to make sure you aren't drowning.
Employee: I’m not drowning, I’m just trapped in an eternal loop of trying to understand our new software. It looks like MS-DOS had a baby with a spaceship console.
HR: That software is a digital nightmare. Let’s get you paired with Maya for a quick training session. She’s the only one who actually understands it.
Employee: Maya? The one who drinks hot sauce straight from the packet?
HR: Yes. Fear her, but learn from her
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When Mr. Anderson announced that he was giving away his $40 million fortune, his three children immediately became generous.
His eldest son suddenly started visiting him every Sunday.
His daughter began calling him every morning.
His youngest son even offered to quit his job to take care of him.
Mr. Anderson smiled. He knew something they didn't.
One Friday, he called all three children into his living room.
"I have lost everything," he announced. "My business has collapsed, and I may lose this house."
His daughter immediately stood up.
"Please, Dad, don't involve me in your financial problems. I have my own family."
His eldest son checked his phone.
"Dad, I'll call you later. I have an important meeting."
But his youngest son quietly asked:
"Where are we going to sleep tonight, Dad?"
Mr. Anderson looked at him.
"Why do you ask?"
The young man replied:
"Because if you've lost everything, you're coming home with me."
Three months later, Mr. Anderson invited the entire family to dinner.
His children arrived expecting another announcement about his financial situation.
Instead, he handed his youngest son a document.
"I haven't lost my fortune. I've been watching to see who would still stand beside me when they thought I had nothing."
The document transferred ownership of his entire business to his youngest son.
His other children protested.
But Mr. Anderson simply said:
"You were interested in what I could leave you. Your brother was interested in where I would sleep." Some people love your wealth, some love your position, and a few love you even when they believe you have nothing.
Never confuse people's attention with genuine love.
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I discovered my girlfriend had been saving money to leave me, and what hurt the most was realizing she’d been planning it while I was making sacrifices for our future.
We’d been together for almost three years. I’d supported her through difficult times, celebrated her achievements, and even started saving towards an apartment we could eventually share.
Whenever I talked about our future, she’d smile and tell me she couldn’t wait.
Then one Saturday, she asked me to help her organize some documents on her laptop. While searching for a file, I noticed a folder with her name on it.
Inside were apartment listings, job applications in another city, and a document titled “My exit plan.”
My hands went cold.
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The KATANA asks for purity of action. One clean motion. Honor in the cut.
The NINJATO asks for adaptability. Disappear, adapt, finish the mission.
The LONG SWORD asks for completeness. Cut, thrust, wrestle, improvise.
The GLADIUS asks for discipline. Hold the line. Strike where the formation opens.
The RAPIER asks for precision. Control the distance. Let the point do the talking.
You don’t choose the sword.
The sword chooses the version of you that steps forward.
Which path is yours?
