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Tim Miller

@MrTimMiller

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Epic Games spring sale is live now! Save on Red Dead 2, Control, and more trib.al/yzeyNcc
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@bethesda23 Dec 2018
On the second-to-last day of #12DaysofBethesda, take a break from the holidays and celebrate the tricentennial instead. Follow @Fallout & RT this tweet for the chance to own this custom #Fallout76 Tricentennial Xbox One X! Rules are here: beth.games/2Sk3a1I
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This is LOVE. This is EMPATHY. This is HUMANITY. Retweet ❤
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Hey @Newegg I guess no one really felt like packing this let alone tape it whatsoever. The FedEx label was connected right to the product’s box.
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@Fallout15 Nov 2018
RT to enter to win a #Fallout76 Tricentennial Xbox One X! Let's keep this #ReclamationDay Celebration going! Official Rules: beth.games/2Doq3Mw
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Opposing team’s homerun ball #ThrowbackThursdays
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It’s going to be a interesting day when you wake up with the movie Demolition Man in your head.
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If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the... oh shoot, I left my windows open in my car!
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@XBOX8 Nov 2018
Don’t miss your chance! RT for a chance to win this custom red version of the world’s most powerful console. #Xbox One X NoPurchNec. Ends 11/16/18. Rules: bit.ly/2Cy5xsz #RDR2
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Nothing brings me more joy on a Sunday morning than watching my 2yo sweep the floor while crapping herself. #parenting
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Let’s divide the US in half. One half will be people who say “hello” when you say it to them. The other half will be the jerks. That’s right, I’m talking to you too “head nod guy.”
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Justin Gallegos, a runner at Oregon with cerebral palsy, thought he was just finishing another cross country race. Little did he know, Nike was waiting at the finish line to offer him a pro contract (via @kabdullah360 / Elevation 0m)
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Is 2 years old to young to send through Scared Straight? #parenting
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Man 1: What beautiful countryside. Man 2: I don’t know about you but this makes me what to smack some balls around. How #golf was invented.
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I used to think $100 was a lot of money. Like when I first started typing this tweet.
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Exciting news, I’m going to add to my resume of being a videographer/photographer. I’m going to med school so I can tell my doctor I dabble in trauma and orthopaedic surgery.
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“Please”
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Adult morning thought: Self: What are you looking forward to today? Self: Going asleep tonight.
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Person 1 comes flying into a gas station & jumps out of their car. They angrily run over to Person 2. P1: Do you know you cut me off & I almost died! P2 drops to P1’s feet & sobs. P2: I’m. So. Sorry. A single tear falls from P2’s eye. Another example of ROAD REDEMPTION.
I used to think it was difficult to brush our dog’s teeth. Then we had a toddler. It’s unfortunate when she gets bit.
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