I american masturbation sometimes and it feels really good on my penis. Whoooooos with me? Boioioioing 😂😂😂😂
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Emir Edgyin Günyakok DBA "The Jizzler" retweeted
Anti-homosexuality laws in Trinidad and Tobago overturned bbc.in/3WBDSSD
I would be pretty pleased if someone earnestly yelled "ah, tacos!" Excitedly when i mention im latino. Yes, Mr. Tanaka, thats right, tacos. And also burritos and maybe a few other things. Im glad you know about them.
Sales associate in Tokyo asked where I’m visiting from and when I said New York, he said “ah, hamburger!”
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I mean like seriously earnest. I remember i told an older white couple when i managed a store that i was from Oaxaca and the woman said something to the effect of "i love your chimichangas" in an earnestly impressed way & it put me in a good mood. My people make you happy? Nice!
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Yes, true, but if you're about to entertain $10 for a stick figure, i dont think thats on shep.
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The horses balls also shrink or sag depending on if its hot or cold outside
In a new interview by @guardian, Rockstar Games’ Rob Nelson was once again interviewed on more details about GTAVI.
• Rob says Jason can eat a donut in one hand while siping beer with the other
• Eats hot dogs realistically
• When Jason carries a 6 pack of beer and runs, he holds the beer in the crook of his arm, the beer shakes realistically
More details are coming this Saturday, thank you to @Jakeinvades for sending me the deeds as it’s currently paywalled – this is currently just preview details.
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The burger is God's promise that multiculturalism is the future. You need a bit of brown patty for the backbone, white onion for tha tang, tan bun to hold it all together, Green for the bag, red tomato for the esoteric wisdom, and yellow mustard to eradicate the diddy blud 💀💀
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🎵 You got a fast car. I got a car that get me lotta dick and maybe we can fuck at a thrift store and we can leave town with a trunk full of blow 🎵
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