Mishka

I like structured consensual chaos.

I get stupid high seeing my friends succeed. Plz keep fueling my addiction.

No greater ick than a grown man feeling sorry for himself.

I would rather be a cyborg than a goddess

cream in my cup, nut on my finger

Neither a servant nor a master I. I will be even with you and you shall be even with me.

they dont want you to know this but you can just go to the park and take the hedgehogs, they are free

Help would be a terrible name for a dog

From early this morning I had been oppressed by a strange despondency. It suddenly seemed to me that I was lonely, that every one was forsaking me and going away from me.

You can be anything you want and yet you keep choosing to be you. That’s true autism.

The dangers of unemployment

Stop romanticizing the past, we all know that you’ve always been a miserable mess.

Most of u on this app + your mental deformities make God look like a senseless maniac.

Need to find a place that wraps me in a wet sheet and gives me a rubber dog toy to chew on

Tis the season of very special lil tings

Staring at the blood splatter stain on the bedsheets after killing a mosquito in my nyc hotel room while eating left over semi-frozen steak thanks to a mini fridge that’s more dysfunctional than me atm. Waiting for the Stockholm syndrome for this Petri dish of a city to kick in.

please be patient i have an iodine deficiency

I love bugs, they get it

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The hardest decisions in life can ultimately be reduced to a single question… Do I want growth or comfort?