
Academic | Literary tastemaker | tattoo artist (“bigchiefwendy” on Instagram) | Co-founder: @yangabookclub
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Joined July 2024
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Chinwendu Nwangwa retweeted
Femicide has been on the rise. There’s insufficient education for young men on the concept of consent, manifesting in the form of rape festivals here and there. There aren’t enough conversations around emotional regulation and mental health support for men. We still live in a society that clowns men for being vulnerable or emotionally expressive. The internet is saturated with manosphere and red-pill content, and we’re still dealing with rigid gender expectations imposed on young men. But none of these qualify as an “attack on masculinity” to you? Lol.
Oga, wear your jeans and shut up.
Chinwendu Nwangwa retweeted
Fuck you, Vauhini Vara.
Fuck you, @pangram. You tried to ruin a writer’s career.
Africa is not your dusting powder.
Chinwendu Nwangwa retweeted
Finally, some chutzpah from Caine Prize. When this story first broke, I made my position clear, and I have seen no reason to change it. The Atlantic writer, whom I will not honour by mentioning her name because she is that much of a nonentity, struck me as a jealous, bitter, deeply unpleasant individual whose only apparent interest was to cast African writers in a negative light. I also described The Atlantic as a harebrained, vilely racist gossip mill masquerading as an editorial powerhouse, and I stand by that assessment. When Simbarashe was announced as this year's winner, they couldn't bring themselves to congratulate him, but were remarkably quick to publish a piece that suggested he had used AI to write his story. A publication so eager to cast suspicion on an African writer's achievement deserves to be called what it actually is: a bunch of useless individuals who delight in putting African writers down.
And this should serve as a lesson to all those idiots who somehow believe that African writers, in particular, are, without the use of AI, incapable of producing award-winning stories, and who are so quick to assume that exceptional writing must be the product of a machine. I hope you godforsaken, thoughtless troglodytes can now appreciate that African writers are perfectly capable of producing remarkable work through their own talent, imagination and craftsmanship, and that neither Pangram nor any other AI detector has the authority to pronounce a piece of writing AI-generated. These tools are fallible, their conclusions are not proof, and their assessments should never, ever be treated as the final word on a writer's authorship.
Fuck you, Vauhini Vara.
Fuck you, @pangram. You tried to ruin a writer’s career.
Africa is not your dusting powder.
I had to go check the guy’s profile picture for context, and yo! I’m actually cackling.
For your attention @Lagosdsva
Damilola Timson, you and your mother are evil women. Look at the way you beat your now former maid for accidentally leaving the door open. My mom and I met her at The ayoung Shall Grow Motors at Ojuelegba. Her name Affiong Sunday David. @Lagosdsva please help.
There are two of my Lagos bookings I’m so excited about this week:
1. A client wants Adinkra symbols.
2. A client is spelling his name in Nsibidi.
I like this kind of work. So, yea, if you have African symbols or themes you want to get tattooed, I’d be excited to do those.
Chinwendu Nwangwa retweeted
Okay okay, imma need all you to DM her neow
Lagos, I’m apparently coming to you. 😁
I’ll be in Lagos on the 12th and 13th of this month, and I have limited slots for this Deal-based popup.
To book a slot, DM me what you want and your budget. If the offer is fair, you get a slot.
See you soon.
It’s almost “go to my city” time for me, where I go to Calabar for the holidays and to vote because yea, my polling unit will always be close to where my kith and kin are. I don’t have energy.
Anyhoo, if you and I have outstanding business in Lagos, let’s sort it this week.
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My team producing another 1-0 win (I really don’t mind if we win all the games this season like that. Lmao), Man Utd fighting relegation battle, Man City losing again? Yea, I’m having an alright weekend.
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Since I was a child, a constant in my life has been people trying to exclude me from the tables they deem worthy, and where things happen. So, I became great at building my own worthy tables across any field I am interested in. Ah well, I guess it’s time to build another table.
My Lagos date: Thursday, November 12, 2026.
There are limited slots and slots are already filling up. Send me a DM to book a slot if you want a tattoo.
I’m on a work meeting and we’re discussing the US elections, and there’s general optimism that the changes will bring better results for the work that we do.
I just told them that their optimism is so infectious and I hope the same changes happen for Nigeria. I explained the situation here, and well, they are rooting for us.
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I want to do a tattoo pop up in Lagos. I have free days and should be in Lagos next week. However, I need confirmed bookings first sha. So, if you’ve asked when Lagos people get their own pop up, now is the time to send me a DM to book.
My partner went to the market today and a seller there asked him when he’ll buy fish from her. And he replied that his wife doesn’t like fish. Of course, they asked him if I am mami water.
He came home to tell me and I just started laughing because I get this often when I say I generally don’t eat fish (except prepared under certain conditions).
Actually, I would be so wealthy if I got a dollar for every time someone asked if I was some sort of water spirit because they found out about my relationship with water (I have aquagenic urticaria) and the edible creatures that call it home.
Also, I have the Anansa sculpture that is in Calabar tattooed on my thigh, a wear seashell on a chain around my neck. I guess I may never beat the allegations fully. Lmao.
Finished book one. I loved it so much. So, next book? Yea.
I’ve heard so much about Malazan Book of The Fallen so today, I’m starting Book #1: Gardens of the Moon. Let’s see how much I enjoy this ride.
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I may have gotten my partner out of a reading rut and into R.F. Kuang’s work because he is enjoying reading Babel which I recommended to him. It’s the first time he is reading a book in two years.
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Chinwendu Nwangwa retweeted
Come with me to do some personal community service.
Barbing is one of my passions, I do ts w so much heart and this was honestly the best way to connect with my community.
If you're in Ibadan, I'm at your service. Let's work! 💈 – at Ibadan, Nigeria


















