Expert-level messy bitch. 💅 Middle aged fat lass. Proud LGBTQ ally. Internet mum to anyone who wants one. Writer, speaker, teacher, student.

Nottingham.
Joined July 2011
In our 3rd episode of twatting on in the Midlife Youth Club, my old pal Cameron and I ask 'Was life better before the internet?' On Youtube, on Spotify and all the other podcast whatsits. youtube.com/watch?v=DI2jDvkg…
1
28
5,050
What’s that? Episode 2’s come out? Available on Youtube as well as aaaaaall your podcast places, y’know, Spotify n that. Thanks for your support, pals. ❤️ m.youtube.com/watch?v=QRIElq…
3
31
5,901
Midlife Youth Club. All new podcast. Out today. ❤️ m.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0alg…
1
2
1
46
4,616
New post on Substack - What if stress was a choice? sarahsimons.substack.com/p/w…
53
6,726
Comparing myself is a waste of time open.substack.com/pub/sarahs…
3
2
75
9,113
Oh, she's twatting on about boobs again. I'm back biyatches. open.substack.com/pub/sarahs…
2
174
9,252
“It's a really nuanced discussion… it can be quite scary for young people to just hear these statements like ‘we’re going to ban it’” Youtuber Tom Simons (TommyInnit) says that young people should be consulted in any legislation around social media bans #bbcqt
28
41
12
889
65,229
It was a surreal and wonderful experience to watch my lad be brilliant on BBC Question Time tonight. So proud of him. Obvs we did a few daft pics too. LOVE Fiona Bruce, she was glorious, and the BBC team was so kind and welcoming. ❤️
10
31
3
1,601
32,006
Wonderful time in London with my boy @tommyinnit at the premiere of ‘28 Years Later’.
30
124
17
7,106
116,968
My boy’s a guest on BBC Question Time this week! Go on lad!
This week, join Question Time in Greenford, London On the panel, Jack Thorne, Katharine Birbalsingh, TommyInnit, and more Are you a young person or parent? Or do you have an opinion on education, AI, or social media? Apply here now: eu.castitreach.com/ag/mentor… #bbcqt
5
10
423
20,723
I ❤️🇦🇺
24
17
2
638
14,727
I’m in Australia 🇦🇺 Made some new pals. ❤️ 🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘
20
6
367
11,274
When your drag queen friend gives you his favourite ‘show heels’ to cheer you up after your dad’s funeral. ❤️
16
46
4,566
50,543
Lovely time at Bridgewater Hall in Manchester with these smashers @sezl @MsGfaye @JamesMarriottYT @tommyinnit Was fabulous to meet so many of Tom’s lovely fans too. ❤️
24
77
7
3,164
55,007
My dad died yesterday morning. I was with him, holding his hand and telling him I love him. My favourite memories of him are all with Tom. He was a brilliant grandad. ❤️
346
588
39
28,367
263,453
Wonderful night out at ⁦@Sarcoma_UK⁩ Glitter Ball with ⁦@tommyinnit⁩ ⁦@sezl⁩ and ⁦@harrynotaverage⁩ Thanks so much to everyone involved. It was an amazing event and we all had a fabulous time. ❤️❤️❤️
59
209
18
7,768
129,547