MFT retweeted
📺"…Why are you in my bed? Is this alright?"
🦌"…Actually, you see…"
📺"...?"
🦌"I’m afraid I’ve just killed someone."
📺"……What?"
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📺"…Fuck."
🦌"I’m so glad you were here, Vincent~♡"
📺"Shut up."
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🦌“I’ll reward you properly when we get home~♪”
📺“YOU’RE SERIOUS?!?!”
MFT retweeted
I present "sleeping on your man because the mf won't come to bed all night till morning" doodle
Aka it's 6am. I should go
MFT retweeted
#murdermedia
📺“You're tying that awfully poorly.”
🦌“And you think you could do better?”
📺“I've killed plenty of people with nothing but a piece of string.”
🦌“...Oh?”
MFT retweeted
#murdermedia
Breakfast Before Work
🦌 “Look at this. The police arrested someone for your murders. How foolish of them.”
📺 “Oh, I already know. I’m the one reporting it today. So don’t miss it, darling~♡”
🦌 “No.”
