Genes Enthusiast | Fresh Prince | Pittsburgh | Go Birds | #IgniteTheOrange | Go Fightins | Go Sixers

Joined June 2025
At the bar straight farting on bitches.
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I have a list of burners in my notes app I would like to meet.
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The Flyers-Ducks rivalry has been a fun new one to have in the league
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I had an open invite for @KeibertFC to come to PGH this weekend but he told me to kill myself instead.
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Maxey LeBron and Jaylen Brown on the fast break
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I am in fact getting drunk in Pittsburgh tonight. Again. #GetAfterIt
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No Sixers or Flyers tonight. How about I just kill myself.
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Shoutout the dude getting his car towed on my street
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I have never seen the Sixers play defense like this ever. LeBron and Brown deadass changing this whole teams D.
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Niche micro internet celebrity @MSRterps is visiting Pittsburgh this weekend.
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What the fuck man
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The Eagles medical staff treating Jalen Hurts for blood clots at the hospital
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Was not going to drink tonight but Jalen Hurts 💔💔💔💔💔💔
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The eagles find a new way to shoot themselves in the foot every week. Take the whole fucking leg at this point
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Tanner McKee if you can hear me. Please save us. Tanner McKee if you can hear me. Please save us. Tanner McKee if you can hear me. Please save us. #GoBirds
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Where is @redflagride! I know she’s around here somewhere
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Take me to Gods country
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