@MuseMunga

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Joined November 2015
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The name 4 Clitoris in Dargon and Kikuyu languages is SCORPION which stings some men 2 collapse b4 delivering their payload into vagina
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Keep saying this. Sitting across someone doesn't give you much to go off on.
maja 🔭🍒
@majamediaco14h
I have a theory that a formal date is often actually a terrible setting for discovering attraction. Sitting across from someone with the explicit purpose of evaluating romantic chemistry can make it harder to feel. People are often much hotter incidentally, when you get to see them in their element
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I seem to have unwittingly modelled my life on the 1934 novel 'The Werewolf of Paris'!
Penicillin magazine@PenicillinMag26 Oct 2022
"Bertrand is basically a nice young man, but he’s subject to overwhelming appetites whenever the change comes upon him. He makes his way to Paris but his destiny is inescapable. He finds love of a kind, with a woman who has almost as many problems as he has..." @d4doome in No.43
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Wainaina@mumbimumbzW6h
Women: "I love men who moan" Men after moaning, "anagia ta thenge" Women are frauds😂
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R3HAB@bwoykym8h
wamama husema "I like men who moan" alafu wanakuja huku kusema unamoan kama mbuzi
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" بدلاً من أن أجد شخصًا يشاركني ذوقي، أفضّل أن أجد شخصًا يُعلّمني أشياء لم أكن أعلم أنني أحبّها " - فريدريك نيتشه
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This is the female version of that Jweather tweet about men with generational wealth
Drugs Bunny@Monty_HasashiOct 25
No one is above the program. Know this and act accordingly😂😂
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Pan@pangrey123Oct 25
I’ve tailored my resume so many times I no longer know who I am.
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A hard-hitting article on why Ruto might turn Kenya into a desert. africanarguments.org/2023/11…

President Ruto is not Africa's Mia Mottley | African Arguments

Kenya's President Ruto has reinvented himself as Africa's climate champion. His policy contradictions reveal this is just his latest hustle.

africanarguments.org
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Culture is DNA man. Millennia after Alexander, they still drill the same way.
Џафа@5_do_12Oct 24
ништо нема да го надмине ова ремек-дело на македонската полиција:
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As it turns out, the buyer was LeBron James
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This is one of the best things I've ever read. From Chesterton:
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i think about this often
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@yacineMTBOct 24
It's actually crazy how early I was with a lot of things. I'm not the type to really make predictions, but instead, i kind of just "do" the thing that is going to become big very soon. Like I'm really deliberate with it. It is the best way I can communicate what I know. By play
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Ndio gown zinatoka Laundry, zinakuja na expressway, flying at a speed of 200KM/hr. Any attempt to hijack them will be met with heavy resistance. Zikifika SPU nitawashow.
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🔱@tardrippiOct 23
😔 eish the love is increasing and the lust is fading #helpme
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ْ@y6zzcOct 22
david fincher tho, i wonder what goes on in his head cus you can’t be a normal human being like the rest of us and come up with these movies
barrywhyte 📸
@bubebarrywhyte3Oct 22
this genre of films. !!>>
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It's either the courts nulify this or we go back to the streets, mambo ni mawili, they're playing very dirty games with our future. The same MPs who passed the Finance bill know they don't stand a chance to be reelected in a free and fair election, they won't gamble with us banah
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@moneyacademyKEOct 23
Kenyan MPs have officially approved a bill removing the legal requirement for the IEBC to livestream results as they are announced at polling stations. The move has raised concerns about transparency ahead of the 2027 General Election
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i like a person with a life outside of me because we’ll always have something to talk about!
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My peers wale tuko mjengo pamoja wanaresign tu ,ni kama wataniacha hapa solo.
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First date should be indoors IMO
ᥫ᭡@atienohhOct 22
First dates shouldn’t be in restaurants imo, inafaa kua kitu itawaengage like an activity or something, so you both get comfortable then second date ikue restaurant
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