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Food experiments, wacky ideas, occasional book-length scribblings, and Oxford commas

Vancouver, British Columbia
Joined February 2015
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This is so fucking vile.
JUST IN: Apple Maps has put all the buildings back in Gaza, because the easiest solution to a genocide is to pretend it isn't happening. Image on the right is from Google, showing the current reality.
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This man is a legend. Listen you won't regret it.
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I had a very distressing late first poop this morning. I blame Eby
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The question @JasJohalBC should be asking is: why @BizCouncilBC picked a 7 year sample period? Does it align with the NDP in power? No. Is it a standard metric? Also no. It cherry-picks the start date to manipulate the graph to sensationalize the results. The reality is when you dig into the data using a 10 year period, *front line* job growth in the direct public service was 28% over a year while senior management increased 52% over the same period. Front line workers are not causing any bloat. In fact we have an average per capita civil service. Happy to chat and set the record straight anytime @JasJohalBC
The basis of our prosperity begins with a strong private sector economy. Since 2019, B.C. private sector jobs grew 3.3%. Public sector jobs grew 46.4%. Source: Business Council of BC @BCBCLaura @BizCouncilBC #bcpoli #cdnpoli
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It’s called technofascism, hope this helps
my politics are whatever this is
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« Il est temps que la jeunesse se lève et lutte pour ses droits et son avenir. La police est extrêmement violente pour protéger un ordre social extrêmement violent. Travailleurs, étudiants et lycéens doivent s’unir » 📢 - @GretaThunberg en direct de Paul Eluard à Saint-Denis.
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Ms. Rachel on Gaza: “Why would we bomb kids? All of their schools and their hospitals and then say we can’t call this genocide when the UN said this is intentional target of children. Children were shot in the head and chest. I always think when this comes out, the world’s gonna act. When the UN says it’s genocide with this report, the world’s gonna act - no”
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Shen Yun for white people
Goosebumps. For all its faults, Western Christian culture is still worth defending.
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If you bought tickets to ed Sheerans concert: They’re not allowing refunds- however banks are approving chargebacks due to " not getting what purchased" as in macklemore is not performing anymore. Get your money back. Donate it to Gaza instead.
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"If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor." - Desmond Tutu
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go fuck yourself @sama claiming that you solved navier stokes because 10000 agents ran in circles for 88hours on a multimillion dollar gpu cluster to formalize in lean a blowup case under controlled external forcing is pure scientific vulgarity the clay mathematics institute millennium prize does not ask m whether you can artificially force a singularity in a fluid by injecting an ad hoc smooth external forcing term f(x,t) to twist the vortex until it breaks the real problem questions the fundamental stability and global smooth existence for 3dimensional incompressible euler & navier stokes equations under natural conservation laws and viscous dissipation alone using a mathematical loophole on forced equations to parade a century old victory is a major conceptual scam Altman technically & epistemologically what you present as an agi breakthrough is nothing more than bruteforce combinatorial autoformalization the ai did not understand fluid mechanics it simply navigated a continuous search space previously mapped out and constrained by the monumental work of human mathematicians like tristan buckmaster/ levent alpöge / diego córdoba or tarek elgindi coordinating 10000 agents to check the logical consistency of a 100 page proof via lean is a software engineering feat and computational parallelization triumph not an intrinsic scientific discovery it is the victory of the compute bulldozer over abstract human intuition repackaged for the public as a higher mathematical consciousness to this theoretical imposture you add a disgusting ethical and industrial cynicism taking advantage of private codex sessions and informal preprints from academic researchers to siphon their research leads and then trying to redact or erase the contribution of levent alpöge under the pretext that he works at rival anthropic is intellectual serfdom openai behaves like a feudal lord of silicon appropriating the cognitive subsistence of independent scholars threatening their careers behind closed doors if they protest and turning community academic labor into a privatized pressrelease this entire staged event serves a desperate financial agenda in a pre ipo panic facing the slowdown of scaling laws and growing investor skepticism over the profitability of foundational models openai needs to manufacture an artificial sputnik moment claiming to solve a millennium prize without immediately submitting the proof to traditional peer review means using the prestige of fundamental mathematics as cheap marketing fuel to inflate a delusional valuation!!! real science is not a clout chase on social media or a compute spike spent to rob the clay mathematics institute it is a quest for elegance physical truth and universal rigor to decode reality true artificial intelligence will not emerge from hostile corporate takeover of academic work hidden behind computational bruteforce but from architectures capable of generating new conceptual paradigms by masquerading constrained formalization as the collapse of physics greatest mysteries you did not solve navier stokes you only proved how far silicon valley will go to prostitute scientific integrity for capitalist spectacle
We’re sharing a solution to the Navier-Stokes Millennium Prize Problem, one of the deepest problems at the frontier of mathematics. The proof was produced by a group of agents, using an OpenAI next-generation model significantly more capable than GPT-6 Astra. The problem concerns whether the description of smooth three-dimensional fluid motion modeled by the Navier-Stokes equations can break down. It has remained unresolved for roughly 90 years.
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Aw hell no, Adidas.
Adidas faces backlash after choosing Israeli IDF soldier who lost his leg while taking part in the genocide in Gaza to promote its new campaign
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I guess if you’re going to condition people to accept soulless, artificial actors this is who you would use.
Gal Gadot defends starring in Doug Liman's "Bitcoin" movie with AI sets and lighting because "the train has left the station. You’re going to work with it or be out of the game completely." “This was the longest contract I have ever worked on. It was six months for my lawyers to go through every scenario we could think about as far as the AI component of it. I did not want AI to have anything to do with my performance. We had to protect that... I am afraid of AI, but I am going to be afraid and look away? No. I am afraid but I am playing with it and learning it and trying to educate myself. The train has left the station. You’re going to work with it or be out of the game completely. I am trying to make the best of it and protect what I can protect. The AI component in this movie is for sets and the lighting. We had a broad crew and a lot of people were working on this movie.” “It felt like a pure art form of creating a movie. I haven’t seen a single shot. As an actress, I wait so much. There’s the legendary quote: ‘You are being paid to wait as an actor.’ Here we would film nonstop because we didn’t have to wait for lighting. We would film on and on and on for 10 hours. It was amazing… as actors you’re always hot. You don’t cool off. We’ll see. It’s crazy.” variety.com/2026/film/news/g…
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Honey. Hey honey. We have 15,430 beekeepers in Canada. We export about $60 million of honey a year, $40 million of that to the USA. That honey now has a 50% tariff and our farmers are going to have a tough time selling it. Canada imports a lot of honey, about $73 million of it. Some of it isn’t even real honey (seriously it’s faked with rice and cane syrups eww). Check the labels. As a country we are spending $73 million on imported honey and looking at loosing $40 million in exported honey to the USA. It’s kinda simple math. Buy Canadian honey. Little things from many people will make a difference.
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Jacob Flickinger (a Canadian), and 6 other aid workers, were deliberately targetted and killed by Israel 2.5 years ago. Israel has targetted and killed ~560 aid workers and >1,800 health workers in Palestine and Lebanon. There has been no accountability or justice. @MarkJCarney @AnitaAnandMP @liberal_party are still arming and subsidizing the killers. Sickening.
In April 2024, an Israeli airstrike deliberately killed Canadian aid worker Jacob Flickinger and 6 others who were part of a World Central Kitchen humanitarian convoy in Gaza. At the time, PM Trudeau called for a "fully open, transparent, independent and rapid investigation." Two years later, an internal review by the Israeli army has decided that the attack "did not cross the criminal threshold" and there will be no criminal investigation or further measures. This is a complete failure of accountability. Will @MarkJCarney allow Israel to get away with the murder of a Canadian aid worker, with no consequences? Or will he condemn this sham whitewashing exercise for what it is, and finally impose sanctions against this genocidal regime?
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This instantly reminds me of a mother in Gaza who had to take 580 Heparin injections & went through hell to conceive a child via IVF, only for Israel to murder her son She clutched to his lifeless body while shaking in terror & kept saying "forgive me son" Anyone who had IVF would understand the huge pain involved in the process. Israel bombed Gaza's fertility clinics, burning thousands of embryos.
AOC is starting her journey for freezing her eggs! Sharing her doing the shot. "Don't be weird about this even though I know you all will be". She knows the internet so well.
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What if this is the one that’s right
Mysterious abandoned ‘Chicken Church’ built in the Indonesian jungle by man who had a vision from God.
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This you? 👀
Mayim Bialik (@MissMayim) opens up about the fear and antisemitism that she and so many Jews experienced after October 7. “I didn’t know what I was going to find when I opened the gate to my house.” Watch the full episode of Second Thought with @SnoozyWeiss: youtu.be/M5__jej5_II
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Man do I have news for you about all of history
If white Christian men had systematically raped 250,000 brown children for a decade, it would be the biggest scandal of half a century. But because brown Muslim men did it to white children, the authorities continue covering it up, and media continues refusing to talk about it.
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