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Why do men fall asleep immediately after they finish, but get bothered if I reach for my phone while I'm still in the mood? Make it make sense.
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Is there anything wrong with asking your neighbor to share their Wi-Fi password with you without giving them money
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Winnie Odinga cannot and will NOT survive in Nairobi. Put all your money on Jalang'o
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Niggas smiles up in ur face and stick a knife at ur back ..,,,
Snakes in ur home, cooking ur meal ..
You’re just Alone but you don’t know 🧏♀️
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Wife: Let’s watch something scary.
Me: *loads a video*
Wife: Did you seriously stream our wedding video?
Me: The scariest stories are based on real events.
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Low key — Carter Efe Spent millions of Naira on his Yankee babe at OGB debit Fashion store —- Carter dey legit with her 💯
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If you know this woman, just know that you’ve already lost your place in the race to heaven.
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You're there for someone for years, but just one mistake, and every memory is instantly erased. People have a terrifying habit of only remembering the last bad thing you did
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I’m a very independent woman, but I have absolutely no desire to marry someone who’ll just sit there and watch me do everything myself.
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A woman will call you controlling for noticing she never stopped talking to the last guy.
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Airbnb finally did it 😅 Starting Nov 20 hosts can't make you wash dishes, strip beds, or do laundry before checkout. Cleaning fees stay but the unpaid labor is over.
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If your ex never called during her ovulation period, the sex wasn’t that good during the relationship.



























