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My Mum texts me. Randomly, no explanations.

Joined February 2015
Nice early start today in the gloomy drizzly weather, finished off by a sharp spear in each upper arm!
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Sorry. Got home late. Dad very unhelpful. Got confused over the food I left him. Just sat glaring at filthy rubbish on TV so I just came to bed. Only just got some breakfast. He has gone to town to get his bluster pack. Ring me if you want xx
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Ed showed me how you sit and watch at swimming. I have 2 Mexican men on my table!
How do I send details of a webpage to a friend in an easy way?
Got no socks. Didn't know whether you are at home or what xx
Just learned something from mastermind!
I was in bed watching golden balls and drinking tea x
I found a baby hedgehog in the garden. I'm on the bus x
Pauline arrived. Good time. Saw people crossing road.
Just got to Waitrose and they have very healthy looking Hidcote lavender! Off to Aldi finally!!
Having a crazy day. It's tv games and food!! Quite happy!!
Boy early teens if that outside debs playing U kal lain ee!
Just got in from Costa and Aldi. Got a machine at Aldi.