JD Vance: we can fix hospitals by making everyone speak English. RFK: sick people should go to a sauna instead of the ER. Trump, onstage, mid-stroke: I’ll swallow it all. Euur ah doctor. Help me I can’t do it -ah. Surgery at the library. Huge hog on this guy, by the way.

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Brie Monger · Oct 30, 2026 · 10:05 PM UTC

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Brie Monger@ThisStupidTwinkOct 30

fucking my clone 7/8

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Noir · Oct 31, 2026 · 3:55 AM UTC

Noir@NBAyoungfoidOct 31

Explain why moralfagging is good without resorting to moralfagging

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kurran · Oct 30, 2026 · 4:10 AM UTC

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kurran@kvrranOct 30

kill your idols is out can i unblock my girl yet or no

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/* tidu */ · Oct 30, 2026 · 6:51 AM UTC

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/* tidu */@__tiduOct 30

44 nations attended the Bretton Woods Conference in 1944 and they unanimously decided on one thing: i will never have this

men loving men

@mlmpicz2Oct 29

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pupsik · Oct 30, 2026 · 2:31 AM UTC

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pupsik@pupsiksyOct 30

please be kind

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Noir · Oct 29, 2026 · 11:55 PM UTC

Noir@NBAyoungfoidOct 29

Who the fuck donated this

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🐍 · Oct 29, 2026 · 7:24 PM UTC

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🐍@andyburzumOct 29

BBW facesitting illegal in United Kingdom

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slán 🇵🇸 · Oct 29, 2026 · 6:00 PM UTC

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slán 🇵🇸@slandrroidOct 29

Did y’all hear about Uriel Septim opening the oldest vault to reveal the authors of the Elder Scrolls? They’re all Redguards, every single one.

UESP

@UESP_netOct 29

According to The Verge, an official announcement of The Elder Scrolls VI will happen very soon, even as early as next month. It will be called "The Elder Scrolls VI: Sentinel", and will take place in the province of Hammerfell. The game's story will focus on the Elder Scrolls artifacts themselves, and uncovering the secrets of the Scrolls.

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Southern Socialist · Oct 29, 2026 · 12:58 AM UTC

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Southern Socialist@SCcommieOct 29

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A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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John Halo · Oct 28, 2026 · 8:31 PM UTC

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John Halo@EpicMasterChiefOct 28

Penis inches are actually a different measurement than regular inches and this naturally leads to some confusion

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Oct 28, 2026 · 3:36 PM UTC

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☆ 𝗠𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗞𝗶𝗻𝗱 ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ☆@NewJorkTimesOct 28

I Do.

Image from ☆ 𝗠𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗞𝗶𝗻𝗱 ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ☆ (@NewJorkTimes)

Labubu enjoyer@jefftheboxboyOct 27

Okay but literally. Every taboo kinda thing like cnc, ageplay, petplay, whatever the fuck, I can understand the reasoning behind it. I can. But wouldn't it be so weird to be the other party. Who wants to be the fake rapist?? Who wants to fuck the dog? Who wants to fuck the baby?

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Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson · Oct 28, 2026 · 2:00 PM UTC

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💙💛@nokidshiveeOct 27

sucking dick so fun I wish men were good people

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princess scare-cy · Oct 29, 2026 · 12:49 AM UTC

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princess scare-cy@hyperdolliaOct 29

wait,,wait,,,

clara 🪽@g0thicd0llyOct 28

i <3 fashion history bc wdym there was a fashion trend among french upperclass called “à la victime” during the later years of the French Revolution • short hairstyles imitating the look of those executed by guillotine • wearing red ribbons/necklaces to symbolize blood