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martyn notman

@NFGmart

Life, Politics, Astronomy, random crap about people youve probably never heard of. Oh and i like a good book! You are probably going to hate me.

 Sheffield, England
Joined December 2010
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Im martyngregorypaul on the new place. Yes thats my actual first names.. 😄
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A plug for Lady Mouldywalls? Really Sadiq?
Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan (@MayorofLondon) profile pictureMayor of London, Sadiq Khan
@MayorofLondonAug 16
“The wand chooses the wizard.” 🪄 And in this case, it chose Oxford Street. Congratulations to Warner Bros on the UK’s largest Harry Potter shop. Another brilliant new destination for the West End, and proof that Oxford Street is well and truly on the up. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdrv…
UK's largest Harry Potter shop comes to London's Oxford Street

UK's largest Harry Potter shop comes to London's Oxford Street

Warner Bros says the flagship store will be inspired by magical Diagon Alley and open on 4 November.

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Well parks fucked for months. Thanks #tramlines
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Yikes. It gets worse
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Regardless of where he finishes Pidcock has saved this #TDF2026 from becoming a snoozefest
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Watching the right wing numpties (who like calling everyone else snowflakes) having a meltdown over fireworks is hilarious
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Happy New Year to all you marvelous people who keep me (semi) sane. I said last year it was going to be better in 2025. Fool me once... So lets just hope its not worse shall we.
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Yet more victim mentality from the snowflake GC cult BBC News - University threatened with legal action after protest at academic's talk bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyx…
University threatened with legal action after protest at event

University threatened with legal action after protest at event

Prof Alice Sullivan says her talk at the University of Bristol became like a "zombie apocalypse" during the protest.

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Loved that Some people just are never happy #TheWarBetween
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So #Trump not only had hundreds of pages redacted hes making ones that slipped through dissapear now. #Epstein
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God that was marvelous. Even the knob joke #TheWarBetween
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There is absolutely ZERO goodwill as the GC lot have been on a vicious hate campaign for years backed up by multiple Labour MPs. Shes utterly delusional #kuenssberg BBC News - Equality boss expects people to 'follow the rules' over single-sex spaces bbc.com/news/articles/cpq4yd…
Equality boss expects people to 'follow rules' over single-sex spaces

Equality boss expects people to 'follow rules' over single-sex spaces

Dr Mary-Ann Stephenson said "things could be sorted out if there is goodwill and recognition that everybody has rights".

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Splendid that. Nobody does confused better than Tovey #TheWarBetweenTheLandandtheSea
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Im delighted to say the gammons hate it so thats a big plus in my book #TheWarBetweenTheLandandtheSea
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Well i loved it regardless of what some sniffy cow in The Guardian thinks #TheWarBetweenTheLandandtheSea
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Well done #LandoNorris So many cry baby losers on here.
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"Teesside Mayor Houchen said he wont be implementing the tax" Thats because no tourists go anywhere near Teesside 😄😄 BBC News - English mayors will get new powers to levy tourist taxes bbc.com/news/articles/c62d9n…
English mayors will get new powers to levy tourist taxes

English mayors will get new powers to levy tourist taxes

Mayors will be given the power to charge tourists a tax for staying overnight in their towns and cities.

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Oh look a 15 minute hitjob by #countryfile with lots of farmers whining they will have to pay HALF the inheritance tax everybody else pays.
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I mean Mary Poppins did the handbag thing literally decades before Lady Voldemort wrote Hermione but sure... #NobelPrize cnn.com/2025/10/08/science/n…
Nobel Prize in chemistry goes to scientist trio for Harry Potter-like work in molecular architect...

Nobel Prize in chemistry goes to scientist trio for Harry Potter-like work in molecular architect...

A trio of scientists have been awarded the 2025 Nobel Prize in chemistry for developing “metal-organic frameworks,” a form of molecular architecture that packs vast amounts of space into tiny...

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#KemiBadenoch and her band of half wits almost doubled the national debt even before covid. THEY are the reason 9% of public spending is on debt repayments bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c39r…
Badenoch to set out new rule to cut borrowing and taxes

Badenoch to set out new rule to cut borrowing and taxes

In a conference speech, the Tory leader will say the Conservatives are the only party "with a plan to get our economy back on track".

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So...BBC has gone from claiming the arrows on the bullets are "definately something antifa" to admitting its from a video game.. Journalism truly is a foreign country to them.
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