Husband. Father. Infinite welp tweeter. Indianapolis Colts podcaster and Matt Ryan stan.

Atlanta, GA
Joined December 2007
"It's the top of the 9th and the Braves lead 48-0" Me:
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HELL YEAH JACKETS
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Always and forever.
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Still thinking about that Saquon run. Holy cow.
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Mike McCarthy offenses are painfully predictable and insufferably boring
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I no longer know what a catch NOR what a pass is
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IT'S STILL INSANE
This Miami/Louisville game is absolutely INSANE right now.
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This Miami/Louisville game is absolutely INSANE right now.
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GT football has shortened my life substantially
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Holy crap Vandy
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With the strike likely over, to all the people who raided stores to buy all the paper products I have this message: LOLOLOLOL FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU
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Well that was dumb
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Coach Brent Key got no fucks to give
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There was a voter purge in Georgia. Apparently over 150,000 people. I don’t normally ask for retweets, but please make sure you check your voter registration, not just in GA, but every state! This is the way they will try and cheat. Your vote matters, make sure it counts.
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The Panthers are a broken franchise right now and it has very little to do with Young.
"This represents, I believe, the fastest that we've ever seen a former number one overall pick at quarterback benched, two games into his second season." @AdamSchefter reacts to the Panthers benching Bryce Young ✍️
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Bills fans have consistently done this over the years. They are truly one of the most generous and thoughtful fan bases in all of sports.
The Tua Foundation received over $16,000 in donations overnight, with a large majority coming from Bills fans. Bills Mafia is helping support Tua Tagovailoa after the QB's injury on Thursday 💙 (via @gmfb)
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It's been a long time since I've done it, but I find myself listening to Linkin Park's Hybrid Theory today. RIP Chester.
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Just a reminder: NFL week 1 hot takes RARELY age well.
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SOMEONE CONTINUED THE FELEIPE FRANKS EXPERIMENT ON PURPOSE?!?!?
Panthers placed TE Ian Thomas on injured reserve due to a calf injury and signed TE Feleipe Franks off their practice squad.
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It’s irrelevant whether useless idiots like Tim Pool knew they were bankrolled by Russia. The fact is the Kremlin saw the messaging of these gutter rats and thought “This is perfect as is. No notes”
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