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she could be the prettiest woman you’ve ever seen and still have jimin from BTS as her profile picture
update on the strap situation: i used it on her and during the sesh she moaned her ex’s name out loud 😃
i feel like the prettiest girls i know tend to be artistically gifted it’s like every part of you was meant to be beautiful 😜
hey guys so is it a red flag if a girl is asking you to fuck her with a strap-on, and not your own dick? ☹️
having a small dick is not for the faint of heart bc whenever you have an argument with your girl, even if you’re right, you’re STILL in the wrong 😭
just so you know, farting burns like 80 calories. so if anyone’s trying to stay skinny, don’t be afraid to let it rip around me ladies 😍😍😍
one time my ex asked me “if it was in”, but it was already in. another time, this girl couldn’t even tell that i was hard. if my insurance doesn’t cover this upcoming dick enlargement procedure, i might just have to give up on dating in general 🤦🏻♀️



























