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‼️THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT‼️
If you voted by mail in Pennsylvania — (including in-person) —
check your ballot status ➡️RIGHT NOW⬅️.
⚠️If it says, “Ballot Returned,” that means your ballot was RECEIVED⚠️
If it doesn’t say returned, call your Board of Elections ➡️RIGHT NOW⬅️
If you haven’t received your mail-in ballot, go vote in-person tomorrow.
No matter what, vote a provisional ballot. No one can turn you away from voting. It’s your right to vote.
pavoterservices.pa.gov/pages…
Matthew 🇺🇸 retweeted
its insane that your entire life is defined by 2-3 actually important decisions and everything else is a rounding error
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It’s a great time of year to spot ditch asparagus. (Bright yellow) I’ll be back in the spring.
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What I love about the Roman Empire trend is that a lot of women are suddenly realising that her own husband is intelligent, educated, and thinks about important and far-reaching things she doesn't even consider at all. He had an interesting inner life and she had no idea.
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Parenting advice:
Your kids are watching you even when you think they aren't watching you.
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Your weed and alcohol consumption is making weight loss harder for you
Enjoy it on occasion but don't go overboard
Matthew 🇺🇸 retweeted
Periods of sobriety will do wonders for your sleep, training, and productivity.
Even if it’s only for a month.
She farted in his face, lady in front heard it.
Girl turns to guy to pinky swear not to tell anyone.






















