@NPWhite717

Reviews: "Boringly orthodox." "Excellent theology jokes and presbyterian energy." "Married up." "Educated white trash."

Joined February 2010
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Drink your coffee. Pray for your pastor. Go to church.
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Yohei from Japan🇯🇵
@learning_yoheiOct 24
Japan has Karate 🇯🇵👊 China has Kung Fu 🇨🇳👊 Korea has Taekwondo 🇰🇷👊 What about America? 🇺🇸😎
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Well they didn’t say the bird was flying
The White House
@WhiteHouseOct 23
Bird’s-eye view of the ballroom. Next stop: The Sunshine State 🌴
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A fully grown Gen Z adult asked if a piece of media came out before the turn of the century. And I thought, “Why would this come out in the 1800s?” Then I realized.
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Boy, this is really going to hurt Lindsay Graham's chances to be reelected.
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I'll say it now: I am 100% confident he will not be in the senate next year.
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Man, I've leaned Traducian for several reasons for years and now people are getting weirdly racist with it. Come on, man.
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Anita, that has nothing to do with arson, designer handbags, or playstations.
Anita Zsurzsan 🇵🇸 🕎@iamjourjeanOct 20
You see, the greatest French writer in history, Victor Hugo wrote an entire novel about how looting to feed yourself and your family is not a crime or personal failing, but a fundamental flaw of a corrupt system that gives you no other choice
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A tie between all of the Psalms
William “Pope Garth George I” Metz🦬🦬🦬🏵️@MetzUAC1530Oct 20
Excluding A Mighty Fortress, what’s your favorite Reformation hymn?
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Nathan White retweeted
Ken LaVicka
@KLVsaysOct 20
the random woman who goes toe-to-toe with Conan, one of the great comedic riffers of all-time, in the final :30 of this is one of the most impressive things i've seen in a long time
SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
@SubwayTakesOct 20
All statues should be made out of soap!! @ConanOBrien
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We read from 1 Corinthians 11 every single week. We talk about this verse all the time. It is central to how we discuss Communion. You can outline our differences without making things up.
Catholic Dads
@catholicdads_Oct 19
The verse no Protestant wants you to read: For those who eat and drink without discerning the body of Christ eat and drink judgment on themselves. (1 Corinthians 11:29)
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Nathan White retweeted
James Urbaniak@JamesUrbaniakOct 20
NATHAN FIELDER: This is one of the most famous comedy sketches of the last 30 years. *Plays SNL More Cowbell sketch* FIELDER: Now what was funny about that? *Pause* BERNIE MADOFF: They're a rock band. FIELDER: Yes but what's the joke. MADOFF: They have long hair, I don't know.
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Hitler demanded German churches change their doctrine and he was into Occultism. Calling Stalin and Pol Pot Christians is absurd on its face. Leopold and Trump claim it, sure. Even if all of this were true, their wars wouldn’t be *because* of Christianity.
Duke Of Nigeria.
@xagreatOct 19
King Leopold of Belgium is a Christian Adolf Hitler is a Christian Stalin is a Christian Donald Trump is a Christian Pol Pot is a Christian These people have killed the most number of innocent civilians on earth. We should blame their religion too
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Hitler rejected Christianity as an adult and the Nazis persecuted churches. Stalin was a militant atheist who suppressed religion. Pol Pot was an atheist. Mao an atheist caused the highest death toll. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious… history.com/news/joseph-st… worldpeacefoundation.org/blog/who-is-th… theguardian.com/world/2004/oct…
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Notably, Stalin and Pol Pot very intentionally killed Christians. Like, a lot of them.
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Drink your coffee. Pray for your pastor. Go to church.
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Katie Zacharia out as the Press Secretary after serving for exactly half (0.5) of a Scaramucci.
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Hold onto this. It’ll win you a round of bar trivia one day.
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Ayaan 🐧
@twtayaanOct 15
genuine question: why does every Windows PC start at the "C" drive? wtf happened to A and B?
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Well he is alive now and he is somewhat famously not in favor of abortion
Lys@MareemKYOct 12
Unpopular opinion: Si Jesús viviera en estos tiempos, estaría a favor del aborto.
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Listen, I believe she read a lot. But the man was a voracious reader (in multiple languages!) and wrote waaaaaayyyyyyy more than most people know. This is a tough sell (and I like Greta Gerwig!).
NarniaWeb
@NarniaWebOct 13
Greta Gerwig on preparing to write Narnia: The Magician's Nephew: "I read or re-read everything Lewis wrote. Then I tried to read everything he read." She also retraced C.S. Lewis's life and steps in Belfast, Cambridge, and Oxford, hoping to better understand the author so that "my instincts would align with his”. Full report: narniaweb.com/2026/10/greta-…
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