South Ribble u-16 triple jump champ 2001. Professional Doofus
Joined April 2011
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Is Kevin's toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association or not?
Why does this bother me so much.
To all the kids who don't do well on their exams, I'd just like to say that Richard Branson didn't get any GCSE's and he's a proper bellend.
Spotify has a new function they're testing called DJ. They speak to you specifically then play you songs and it's properly eerie. As if you're the only person in a nightclub and the DJ is staring at you from the booth screaming "DO YOU LIKE THIS?!"
Commercial radio stations,
7am is too early to bring sexy back. I'd like mild politeness brought back, anything above that is overkill.
I've never really got ABBA, but earning millions from a musical show of your holograms whilst still alive is the exact type of laziness I can get behind
James Meehan retweeted
New "£xxx isn't a big salary" just dropped. This time it's £1m. ft.com/content/29d7826c-b591…
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AUSTRALIANS! I'm in Perth right bloody now and I'm coming for Adelaide too. Shows start when it says on the poster. An hour of really funny stand up comedy with no surprise sad bit. If you want to know if you'd enjoy it then watch the link in the replies
Joined Costco. The amount of money I'll save on petrol and pizza means it'll have paid for itself in about a week.
