Udiliz'idilozi ay elomkakho kodwa😏, Nhlangothi🙌\\ Orlando Pirates🏴☠️ // Chelsea 💙💙
Durban, South Africa
Joined August 2025
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Anginaz indaba eningi Koda nam ngiyayifuna le mali😅 so when you see this you better do the right thing ngoba Ay inhlamba nginayo don't test me😉
1st October it's my birthday and a suit experience during the MTN 8 final between @orlandopirates vs mamelodi sundowns. Would be such a great birthday gift🏴☠️ 🏴☠️ mabhakabhaka #VodacomeLovesOrlandoPirates
31st is in 2 weeks and I don't have money for the new @orlandopirates kit.
Abelungu basisebenzisa o2 days a week 💔
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There is always a storry of a guy who got RAF and spent it on alcohol and girls with 100 fake friends 😂
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The Zimbabweans who left on the 30th didn't waste any time, they're already being accused of phone robberies back home. 😭
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Some ambitious kids from my neighbourhood came to my house today selling these dry ass scones for R5 each 😭😭😭
I bought 2 just to encourage the spirit of entrepreneurship in the while they are still young.
The product might not be that great, but one day the experience of having sold something will strike a belief that they can sell much more. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
Ushaye emhloleni, noma bangathini ku comment section Koda ushaye nqo!
Bayede Doug: King Mzee’s Life Lessons 101:
1) You will never change a 40-year-old bride.
King Misuzulu broke with tradition, logic and common sense when he married a 37-year-old woman in 2025. She entered the palace with three children from previous relationships, a fully formed character, a long personal history, and all its complications. The King inherited the entire package nyakanyaka and all.
2) There’s a reason kings traditionally marry young virgins.
A young queen has only one history the Kingdom’s. Her character can still be moulded like clay to uphold the dignity of the throne and the people. She learns to protect the King’s flaws (because even kings are human).
But a battle-hardened 40-year-old queen? She is stone. Set. Unchangeable.
“Inkani yakhe iqinile.” She has seen it all, done it all, and in some areas she is even more experienced than the King. She has no reason to fear or submit.
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‼️A South African footballer has been missing for over a week with the kidnappers demanding R50k for his safe release #ThapeloDhludhlu‼️
Marumo Gallants midfielder Thapelo Dhludhlu is still missing💔
Umshanana wami was working at the VIP section there by Durban July, he's back spilling all the tea😂
#HDJ2026
Just put your foot in front of a fully committed player sliding on the pitch and win a penalty #WorldCup2026
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Waking up in the middle of the night and being proud to be a South African 🇿🇦