Whats everyone dressing up as for halloween? I think I might go as catboy maid

I'm such a lucky guy

Need more motorcycle friends hmu

I wish I had a girlfriend so I could put her in a corset and squeeze the air out of her ❤️

I guess I'm Him

gonna sit on my phone and turn the vibrations up, thanks for liking this 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Dont u hate it when u wear a latex catsuit but its really hot so u start sweating like indian man but the zipper leaks so whenever u sit down u leave giant pool of sweat?

Get wife mogged

Looking for a weeb/cosplay wife, u only have to be nice to me

Yo... I'm out here looking for my Mommy Not a stepmom, not a regular mom... I'm talking FULL mommy. The one who tells me "good boy" and I immediately start malfunctioning. Need someone who can tuck me in, make me eat my veggies, then ruin my life in the sweetest way possible.

Im looking for a girlfriend/wife/partner/love of my life What u have to do; - Cook - Clean - Little bit of gardening - Feeding the cat - Give headpats What I provide; - Free housing - All expenses covered - Allowance of 150euro a week Only serious inquiries, dm asap!

I love car

New car new me

how does one get a partner in the big 2026?

Im hiring a woman to become my wife, please apply in dms. ✌️😎

Can someone get me a (goth) girl for christmas