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Neal

@NealP55

Just be nice, for a change, or I'll duff you in.

 Farnborough, Hants. UK
Joined February 2009
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This is on BBC Sounds right now.
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Series 2 of The Abergele Files available right now. Well episode 1. bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m00320…
The Abergele Files - Series 2 - 1. Chilli - BBC Sounds

The Abergele Files - Series 2 - 1. Chilli - BBC Sounds

The world's worst private detectives are back on the prowl in north Wales.

bbc.co.uk
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*BRILLIANT* The French made a short film about what could happen after all immigrants would follow the ‘_white, angry old man’s_’ advice to go back where they came from.*
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If I didn't know otherwise, I'd think he's taking the piss, now.
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Although this was a few years ago, it still makes me very happy.
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I dare you to deny that you don't have tears in your eyes by the end.
THIS DAY IN METAL (@ThisDayInMETAL) profile pictureTHIS DAY IN METAL
@ThisDayInMETALJul 5
On This Day in Metal July 5, 2025 Ozzy Osbourne delivered an emotional performance of “Mama, I’m Coming Home” during Back to the Beginning—his historic farewell celebration with Black Sabbath in Birmingham, England. It was a powerful, unforgettable moment as fans around the world celebrated the legacy of the Prince of Darkness one last time in his hometown. Thank you, Ozzy, for the music, the memories, and everything you’ve given to heavy metal. 🖤 #ThisDayInMetal #OzzyOsbourne #BlackSabbath #BackToTheBeginning #MamaImComingHome
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Oi, Starmer, Burnham, here's the real next PM.
Sheena (@sarky_sheena) profile pictureSheena@sarky_sheenaJun 21
As the temperature will be over 30° this week, I will be suggesting at work that we take hydration breaks. And that it’s probably best that these are held at the pub.
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@Nit0rApr 6
Rare picture of a tree sneaking out of the woods.
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The tactical deployment process is a masterstroke.
James Lucas (@JamesLucasIT) profile pictureJames Lucas
@JamesLucasITApr 1
A hilarious April fools video made by the police
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Actually a great idea.
Fesshole🧻 (@fesshole) profile pictureFesshole🧻
@fessholeJan 31
If I need to get away from things, I go to a motorway service station. Everybody is self-interested. Nobody cares what you're up to, to the point where you're invisible. There's just something funny about these tiny islands of hyper-busy civilisation, in the middle of nowhere.
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BOARD OF PEACE - Season 1
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A reliable source, if ever I heard one.
That autism Poet ! (all done here !) (@autism_poet) profile pictureThat autism Poet ! (all done here !)@autism_poetJan 23
London is a safe City, #ReformUK is a piss poor party. #antifascism #ReformUK #London #UKPolitics
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London is a safe City, #ReformUK is a piss poor party. #antifascism #ReformUK #London #UKPolitics
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🕯 10 Years Without Lemmy 🕯 On December 28th, 2015 we lost one of the greatest to ever walk the stage. Lemmy Kilmister — the heartbeat of Motörhead, the walking embodiment of rock ’n’ roll. Hard to believe it’s been a decade. We remember him with loud amps, raised drinks, and nothing but gratitude for the music and attitude he gave us. Rest easy, Lemmy. Born to lose. Lived to win. 🤘🖤 #Lemmy #Motorhead #RIP #ThisDayInMetal #OnThisDayInMetal
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And little roast potatoes instead of strawberries.
Berlin Blade (@TeBe_Blade) profile pictureBerlin Blade@TeBe_Blade21 Nov 2025
One of these but gravy
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Breece Hall touches the ball more than a handful of times and the Jets win. Jeez, I wonder what the connection could be??
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New law: You can only have fireworks one night a year. Any night but just once. You can't go to someone else's night either. You just get one.
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Me too.
Robin Askwith (@Robin_Askwith) profile pictureRobin Askwith@Robin_Askwith20 Oct 2025
Me too
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This is such a shame.
Paul Stanley (@PaulStanleyLive) profile picturePaul Stanley
@PaulStanleyLive17 Oct 2025
I remember 1974 being in my room at the Hyatt on Sunset in LA and I heard someone playing deep and fiery guitar in the room next door. I thought “Boy, I wish THAT guy was in the band!” I looked over the balcony… He was. It was Ace. This is my favorite photo of us…
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Everyone loves a bit of Bag Lord.
THIS DAY IN METAL (@ThisDayInMETAL) profile pictureTHIS DAY IN METAL
@ThisDayInMETAL8 Oct 2025
October 8th 1988 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐲 released the album “Blood Fire Death” #AFineDayToDie #Holocaust #ForAllThoseWhoDied #TheGoldenWallsOfHeaven #BlackMetal 𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰... The album, although mostly black metal, includes some of the first examples of Viking metal.
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