Such a shame because Marnus was actually looking really good. Last ball ahead of tea… doesn’t get more painful than that. Would’ve been a very decent session at 84-2 with two fully set batters, alas, it’s Smith or nothing now.

Tuned into the India game. They may as well play on an actual highway 😂

Score a ton when there’s nothing going on and the series is over champion. Yawn

On reflection, this prediction may have been a tad optimistic. Congrats Australia, you’ve hammered us, and did it by batting, bowling, fielding and competing better than we did. No point being a whinging Pom about it - we’ve been totally outplayed in every way. Fair dinkum. 👏

Brilliant Bazballing from ⁦@root66⁩ and ⁦@JofraArcher⁩ in that last hour, slapping the Aussies all over the Gabba and giving England’s innings a massive late boost. We’re in the driving seat now… #Ashes

Pat Cummins is set to be named in Australia's squad for the second Test in Brisbane 👊 (via @DanielCherny & @BenHorne8)

BREAKING: Australia beat England in just two bloody days. Disastrous start to the Ashes. I’m going back to bed.

England in the last 16 Tests in Australia: Won -0. Lost - 14. Drawn - 2.