Nearhan Farhan Whereveryouarehan

Joined March 2026
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Is this a good time to mention that Cheesecake Factory looks like that because the founders are from a small sect of white Sufis
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Why does he have a billion meds on his desk
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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girlfriEND boyfriEND friEND Only Chinese Supplier has no end
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Merab spamming 1 million takedown attempts to impress the judges
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Using Dots and tbh maybe data privacy is overrated
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Nearhan retweeted
how the most retarded nigga you know locks in when he hears 'hypergamy'
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Everyone loves when browns aren’t picky about settling bills until it’s time to settle a debt for $1000+
white people be like “hi lovely, just wondering if you could transfer that £2 back to me please xx”
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The issue with Old Islamicate cultures is they don’t really think of systematic issues like strong financial regulation and contract law as part of Islam. These things are Islamic but are meant to be administered by a strong state not the individual so it slips their mind.
Trads wax lyrical about how Old Islamicate cultures are a spiritual safeguard, absent which the path to degeneracy is inevitable. But these same Old Islamicate cultures have zero safeguards against moral degeneracies like siblings usurping rightful inheritances, the heinousness of which brings God’s wrath upon that society. I would much prefer a cultural trade off where God’s wrath is not incurred for usurping the rights of others.
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Yet arguably this is more important for a healthy society than anything. People would be more upset if the government licensed restaurants to sell regulated alcohol but are not upset that their banks and government offices barely function. It’s not in their field of view.
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Hypergamy is real and deteriorating society but this is one of those scenarios where if you’re rage baiting yourself about it you’re giving too much power to what women think of you
Muslim dudes genuinely be thinking hypergamy doesn’t affect them and they’ll have a happy marriage
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The only thing worse than hypergamy is feeling sorry for yourself
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We are jealous of the Jews because they take advantage of the social order better than us
If Muslims were smart (they’re not) they would capitalize on how non-Muslims are demoralized about relationships and headed for self-destruction by presenting Islam as a force of virility and fertility. But they just join in on non-Muslim nihilism instead
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Yan's hairline is going to cost him with the judges. He could be winning these rounds and look like he's losing
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Yan and Merab 3 was one of the best fights I’ve seen in a while
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At Boba with fine shyt coworker and Shaykh walked by and made eye contact
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It’s funny to see people talk about how Covid was so weird but for me it was kinda the usual with less shopping
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That’s called San Francisco
what if rishta aunties used their connections to help people get jobs instead of getting them married
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What’s the fiqh on this
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Roommate bought ketchup chips from Canada for his coworkers and debating murking it rn and just apologizing
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“enjoy your two-parent solution”
Logged back in just to laugh at you @h3h3productions enjoy your two-parent solution nigga
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