FIFTH AND LAST TIME

Liverpool
Joined May 2024
Look at that list compared to today's
Good luck to @HKane tonight @ballondor 🤞🏻 At one stage I was rated higher than Cristiano Ronaldo by the voters in this prestigious award 😎😅
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Such a bizarre man Campbell isn't he?
footy addicts coach asked me what position i play
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Shouldn't even be top 100 absolutely horrific footballer
🚨 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes, 27th at 2026 Ballon d’Or.
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Who the fuck watches these streams? Who exactly is the target audience
AB and Bang check DeenTheGreat after he was acting a little sus with the lyrics of this Beyoncé song😭💀
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That accent makes me sick. Like Ellesmere Port sick.
Whoever’s sorting this boff a brief for aways needs legging stood there filming herself 🤮🤮🤮🤮
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Is this woman abuser allowed to leave the UK?
BREAKING: Chris Brown has been sentenced to eight months in prison, suspended for 12 months, therefore avoiding jail time. Brown pleaded guilty to affray over a confrontation at a London nightclub in 2023. trib.al/FfaizNt 📺 Sky 501
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Absolutely spot on
🚨@davidlynchlfc: I can’t see #LFC being interested in Trent. He’s 28, he’s had injuries and no one’s will be sure what the next steps are for him. It would be a huge wage too, despite his progression from right back. He comes with the defensive downsides too, I don’t think it would be a wise move.
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If we had Carrick from the start of the season i genuinely think we would have won the league.
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What a lovely father and son story
Pete Doherty's son Astile, 23, launches into an extraordinary social media rant as he says: 'I hope you die of a painful terminal disease like AIDS or cancer' trib.al/OaFZXQ5
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If he's died by Cyanide that's what a way to go
League of Legends world champion Lauri 'Cyanide' Happonen has died aged 31
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Considering utd finished 11 points ahead of the defending champions and a club who spent nearly £500m in one transfer window, I'd put this in one of the dumbest takes I've heard in a while. Utd done the double over Liverpool last season ffs 😅
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Replying to @NeilLfc_5
We score more goals than you, our midfield is better, and defence is equally shite. Also downplaying Carrick like Iraola have ever achieved anything.
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Because in 2026, we are a better team than Liverpool. The only area of the pitch you are stronger currently is centre back. Everywhere else we are better
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Took 6 points off you and finished 11 points ahead of you after you spent half a billion last season. You've played 2 & draw 2 this season. 🤣 If van dyk gets injured youre getting relegated, mate.
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Neil retweeted
What the fuck is this AI slop im seeing 😂
🤖 Made with AI
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What fucking language is this? I mean what could this possibly mean?
See wetin I dey do Brighton o. I never even good yet. 😂
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Or Ferguson FC as they're otherwise known. Most overrated club on the planet
Man Utd are closer to Everton than Man City in the Premier League, since Sir Alex Ferguson retired 🤯
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I can genuinely see these losing every single one
A look at Manchester United's next six matches in all competitions 👀🔴
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No matter what happens the rest of the transfer window, Manchester United should absolutely be finishing above Liverpool. They have issues everywhere.
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