Neil Luxton retweeted
Of course they do, they can't see over the fucking steering wheel. Accident waiting to happen.
Neil Luxton retweeted
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is a fucking joke. The fucking Dave Matthews Band is in but they still haven’t inducted the Monkees. Pleasant Valley Sunday is better than Dave Matthews’ entire career, motherfucker. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.
Neil Luxton retweeted
I think I see Dick Butkus, Moonlight Graham, and a fucking wolfman in the stands.
Neil Luxton retweeted
Tiger Woods has now officially secured his position on my personal Mount Rushmore of terrible drivers alongside SpongeBob, Mr. Bean, and Toonces. Legendary.
🤖 Made with AI
Neil Luxton retweeted
Today’s game has been postponed due to the weather. Stay warm GensNation.
#GensNation
Neil Luxton retweeted
The Hall of Fame Era Committee meets this Sunday, December 7th. Dale Murphy needs 12 of 16 votes. You never know who will see this and their vote may be the one that puts Murph over the top. Please retweet if you love Murph and believe he deserves to be honored in Cooperstown.
Neil Luxton retweeted
Tommy John should be in the Hall of Fame. 288 wins, 164 of which came AFTER the surgery that bears his name. His place in baseball history more than makes up for the 12 wins shy of 300 keeping him out. And we know guys will be lucky to make 288 starts in the future. Put him in.
Neil Luxton retweeted
It’s not said enough, but Sylvester was a good father. He’s a fucking tomcat with a slew of personal problems, nobody really expected this level of involvement.
Neil Luxton retweeted
“What the hell's going on?”
“Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. We're dealing with a lot of shit.”
Neil Luxton retweeted
How can you regulate guns when you have never heard of an RPAL? This man is not qualified for his job!
Neil Luxton retweeted
When Harry Caray tells you it’s time to enjoy some premium Mexican sauces you better grab a taco, motherfucker.
Neil Luxton retweeted
The LCBO’s decision to pull American liquor from its shelves is yet another example of government incompetence at its finest. The liquor has already been purchased, meaning taxpayers have already footed the bill. Instead of recouping that money by selling the stock to consumers, the LCBO is choosing to take a financial loss—wasting public funds in the process.
If they truly wanted to make a statement, they could have stopped future purchases while selling off the existing inventory. But instead, this is nothing more than a hollow gesture that accomplishes nothing except hurting Ontario consumers and their own bottom line. This is what happens when a government-run monopoly prioritizes virtue-signaling over basic business sense.
Neil Luxton retweeted
Most underrated pitcher of the 80s? I’ll ride with Dave Stieb. This glorious son of a bitch was taking no-hitters into the 9th inning all the goddamn time back in my day.
Neil Luxton retweeted
“Goddamn, these Newports are good. Let’s move a fucking doghouse!”
“This isn’t even our dog, Kevin.”
“I know!”






















