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Neil MacInnes

@Neilis2cool

#1 official princess of Argyll & Bute. Promo Fo, Eurovision extraordinaire, and faux scientist. Best known for: not knowing who is Belen Esteban.

 Glasgow/Oban/London
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Joined January 2009
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Torres crisps in the meal deal at Sainsbury’s. 🚨👀
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I’ve lived in London for 4 years now and I’m still convinced the Bakerloo Line is not a real thing it’s just an elaborate prank you’re all playing on me. 😔
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And don’t even get me started on the Jubilee Line, she can suck my ass.
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Will.I.Am, Christina Aguilera, and Cher Lloyd. You just had to be there man.
will.i.am - SICK ASS FOO'S

will.i.am - SICK ASS FOO'S

New single out now

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Katja / ☮️🕊️ Helsinki/Tampere 2028 🇫🇮❤️ (@SchlagerKaty) profile pictureKatja / ☮️🕊️ Helsinki/Tampere 2028 🇫🇮❤️@SchlagerKatyNov 10
#whoremembers
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Pink! Get doon!
Fan Account | P!nk Crave (@PinkChartData) profile pictureFan Account | P!nk Crave@PinkChartDataNov 9
P!nk becomes the first female artist to land a residency at the Sphere, Las Vegas.
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Tired Monk
@itswforwumboNov 9
work tomorrow ……..
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God she really has never looked good has she? 😭
Jersey Table Flip (@jerseytableflip) profile pictureJersey Table Flip@jerseytableflipNov 9
Gina Kirschenheiter over the years… #RHOC 🍊
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conor@conor_brnNov 9
This must feel absolutely incredible
Paper Parrot (@paperparrot_) profile picturePaper Parrot
@paperparrot_Nov 9
A squirrel in Stirling found a Tunnock's Caramel Wafer on the wet pavement and sat down to eat it like it was his. He looks like he'll survive the winter nicely, [📸: Jared Bowe (via IG)]
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This woman turned up to drag race like she had never done drag in her whole life before. 😭
james (@jamescoulee) profile picturejames@jamescouleeNov 8
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A British woman would have the cast of Loose Women as her dancers and stormed to victory
Yesenia's Revenge (@yeseniastannie) profile pictureYesenia's Revenge@yeseniastannieNov 8
I still remember when we all thought this masterpiece would win Mello 2018😭
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Honestly when is someone gonna hire me as staging director?
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Oh those mics were ON!
hey everybody (@IJBOLIST4NI) profile picturehey everybody@IJBOLIST4NINov 8
the woo! at 0.14s is unfortunately better than taylor swifts whole discography i believe.
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I always said that if Scotland submitted an entry to Eurovision this would be it but then Kingdom Come by Anna Bergendahl came along and she was left in the dust. Xxo
Klaus 🧞‍♀️ (@Klausfigu) profile pictureKlaus 🧞‍♀️
@KlausfiguNov 8
#whoremembers
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El Jay@prettyquelindaNov 8
gen z is on tik tok asking millennials how we got home from a night out if we didn’t have uber lmao i don’t even remember omg
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You could only get away with making a song like this when Obama was president
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I’ve been awoken
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Ngl I unironically listen to this song sm. She took it
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She knew the Natalia Kills renaissance was coming I trust. teapawt.org/bravo_oomfoe/status/21…
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When I was 10/11 I got to play the town crier in my primary school play and I tell you what until you’ve lived that experience you don’t understand how it shapes you as a person. Xxo
Guinness World Records (@GWR) profile pictureGuinness World Records
@GWRNov 4
Sound 🆙 Brenda Willison (UK) has officially been crowned with having the world's loudest shout at 105.9 dB 📢🆙

Loudest shout

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Some folks will never understand how important being the town crier is.
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We all know the best Rihanna song is “Only Girl” but I tell you what this comes a close second.

Rihanna - Don't Stop The Music

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