It's easy to underestimate just how far a good shower goes towards re-humanizing a person.

I so love stepping off a plane into a damp environment and feeling my skin instantly start to absorb all the water. Feels so damn good!

Two benadryl and 15mg of melatonin plus lying flat across four seats gave me the best four hours of plane sleep I've ever had! (My knee is now killing me)

The international red-eye gods have blessed me!

Trapped on planes and trains for the next couple days, so I get to engage in my favorite stationary hobby; rabbithole research!

My life for the next 3 weeks

It's truly impressive how I'm currently both antsy as hell and equally sleepy

Customer added a diag to a car my least favorite tech is on, looking for a smell, "possibly dead rodent." I could barely breathe in the car and almost threw up taking it around the block. I'm absolutely delighted this is inadvertently going to a certain tech😂

I honestly agree and do one per year at most. Mostly because I hate that it reduces children to shuffling between parking spots as adults shove candy at them. Gotta earn that shit!

We'll be doing the waterless wash for a hot minute, but got her cleaned up and put a healthy amount of crash wrap on to keep rain out of the one little spot I noticed leaking.

One of my biggest complaints about my house is the vaulted ceilings mare room dividers nearly impossible, forcing the irritatingly open plan to remain open.

The Airbnb thing is kinda funny to me because I grew up using rental vacation homes 30 years ago and taking out the trash and such was just normal! That said, I use hotels these days because I don't like taking housing stock away from locals; folks gotta live, I'm just a visitor.

I've watched every episode of Balckadder except the finale because I refuse to live in a world where there's no more Blackadder to watch. I'll watch it on my deathbed.

Well, I'm fucked.

Welp, that was fun while it lasted. Taken out by a 75 year old man in a CRV

Look, I know it's desirable to lose weight before traveling, but I wish it wasn't via gastrointestinal distress

I am now regretting this