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Killian Jones (hiatus)

@NeophytePirate

“Just who are you, @TheLoneSwan?” #HerBoyfriend {#OUATRP/#SBHighRPG/AU - Bio in Link} PARODY

 Storybrooke, Maine
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Joined April 2020
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// can the sex bots stop following my minor accounts? Please and thank you.
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// SCHOOL’S OUT
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anna (@HeartThawed) profile pictureanna@HeartThawed17 May 2021
*ahem* THIS IS WHY YOUR FATHER LEFT
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HELP! I NEED A SAFE ADULT!!
anna (@HeartThawed) profile pictureanna@HeartThawed17 May 2021
This is why your father left.
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*in the distance...sirens*
anna (@HeartThawed) profile pictureanna@HeartThawed17 May 2021
STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH
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And you’re a pervert—Ah! *into the phone* Yes, hello? I need to file a report for a police escort because I don’t feel safe.
anna (@HeartThawed) profile pictureanna@HeartThawed17 May 2021
You are a delinquent.
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And I’m calling the police. *pulls out his cell and dials 911*
anna (@HeartThawed) profile pictureanna@HeartThawed17 May 2021
I’ll call your principal.
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This is getting uncomfortable..
anna (@HeartThawed) profile pictureanna@HeartThawed17 May 2021
...go to your room.
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You’re not my mother. Also, you know I’m a minor, right?
anna (@HeartThawed) profile pictureanna@HeartThawed17 May 2021
You’re grounded, I found your Miss Mary Jane and your Playboys.
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What do you want, you old hag?
anna (@HeartThawed) profile pictureanna@HeartThawed17 May 2021
hey killianianianainaianinan
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Bloody hell, who let Wee Bobby out of his hobbit hole?
Who the bloody—oh~ “Hello, Swan~”
Emma Swan (H) (@TheLoneSwan) profile pictureEmma Swan (H)@TheLoneSwan25 Jan 2021
Wraps her arms around @NeophytePirate ‘s waist from behind, since she’s short, hugging tightly.
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Pokes @OccultDefiance
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Arriving at his Swan’s doorstep, the lad shifts nervously from one foot to the other...Then knocks before waiting with baited breath.
Emma Swan (H) (@TheLoneSwan) profile pictureEmma Swan (H)@TheLoneSwan22 Aug 2020
#SBHighHomecoming Emma stood at the mirror, glancing down at her dress, heels and styled hair. She was nervous, why was she nervous? Oh yes, because her date would be here soon. She just hoped that she would meet his approval... @NeophytePirate
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#SBHighHomecoming He’s ready~ Now to pick up his date.
Image from Killian Jones (hiatus) (@NeophytePirate)
Image from Killian Jones (hiatus) (@NeophytePirate)
Image from Killian Jones (hiatus) (@NeophytePirate)
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Killian Jones (hiatus) retweeted
Emma Swan (H) (@TheLoneSwan) profile picture
Emma Swan (H)@TheLoneSwan22 Aug 2020
#SBHighHomecoming
Image from Emma Swan (H) (@TheLoneSwan)
Image from Emma Swan (H) (@TheLoneSwan)
Image from Emma Swan (H) (@TheLoneSwan)
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Killian Jones (hiatus) retweeted
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Emma Swan (H)@TheLoneSwan15 Aug 2020
If she just so happens to send these photos to @NeophytePirate ...Call it a second of braveness and confidence.
Image from Emma Swan (H) (@TheLoneSwan)
Image from Emma Swan (H) (@TheLoneSwan)
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[ txt 🦢💞📲: 𝐒𝐰𝐚𝐧~ 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬. ] @TheLoneSwan
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Funnel cake? Now there’s an idea~ He rushes off to grab one and a couple sodas for Emma and himself. #SBTownFair
Image from Killian Jones (hiatus) (@NeophytePirate)
Image from Killian Jones (hiatus) (@NeophytePirate)
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