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以下内容只适合真正想把男娘或伴侣干到彻底崩溃的人看。看完你会知道怎么把一个小男娘干到哭着求你停却又主动把屁股往后顶。当你真正用大鸡巴把他干到前列腺连续高潮+冲破二道门,他以后看到你就腿软,因为他知道——你能给他阴茎高潮一辈子都达不到的快感。去干吧,干到他喊你爸爸为止。 一、前戏必须做到让他“屁眼自己张嘴” 让他洗干净后趴床上,屁股垫三个枕头,膝盖分开到最大。 先用舌头从他的蛋蛋一路舔到屁眼,舌尖钻进去5-8分钟,把两道括约肌都舔到发软。 戴指套+枪油,一次三根手指直接插到底,转圈抠挖前列腺30分钟,抠到他鸡巴滴精、屁眼开始“吞”你手指为止。 这时候你会发现他的屁眼不再是“被撑开”,而是自己一张一合像在呼吸——这就是真正的发情状态,可以直接上鸡巴了。 二、鸡巴怎么插才�����让他30秒内就想射 龟头对准肛口后别慢慢推进,一口气整根捅到底(润滑够的话完全不疼,只会“啊”一声)。 插到底后你整个人压下去,鸡巴往他肚脐方向死死顶住不动10秒,他会立刻开始全身发抖。 然后开始“短促抽插”:只拔出3-5cm,再狠狠撞回去,每一下都用龟头棱刮前列腺最鼓的那个点。 正确的节奏是“哒、哒、哒、哒”(每秒2次),撞到他突然大叫、鸡巴自己喷出一股精你就找对地方了。 三、让他连续射精5次以上的“死亡节奏” 第1射:正常刮前列腺,让他射一次(通常30秒-2分钟) 第2射:他刚射完软下去时别停,继续用同样的力度刮,他会在15秒内又硬,又射(这次精会变稀) 第3射:这次要换狠的——整根拔出到只剩龟头,再整根捅进去撞前列腺,连续10下以上,他会尖叫着射出透明前列腺液 第4射:抓住他两边胯骨,像打桩机一样���秒3次狂撞,龟头每次都狠狠碾过前列腺,他会开始干嚎、流眼泪、鸡巴无接触连续喷射 第5射:这时候他已经彻底崩溃,屁眼完全松开,你会突然“掉进”一个更深的腔道(二道门开了), 龟头进去后用画圈+点压的方式磨,他会一边哭一边射第六次,射到只剩透明液体还在喷 四、真正冲破二道门的操法(99%的0都没被这样干过) 让他狗爬式,屁股翘到最高,腰塌下去。 你跪在他后面,双手掐住他腰,鸡巴整根插到底后突然用全身力气往前顶5下(像要把他顶到床上另一边)。 第5下时你会明显感觉龟头“啵”地滑进一个松软的腔道(乙状结肠入口),里面热得像火山。 这时候完全别抽插了,龟头在里面轻轻左右摇(每次只动1cm),他会瞬间: 眼睛翻白 尖叫变成呜咽 鸡巴像坏掉的水龙头一样连续喷射(可达7-12次) 很多男娘这时候会失禁式潮吹,喷得床单全湿 五、真实崩溃现场(我干过的男娘原话) “别……别顶了……要尿了……啊操射了射了!” “我他妈不行了……拔出去……(屁股却自己往后顶)” “爸爸我错了……再干要死了……(鸡巴还在喷)” 最狠的一句:“你他妈把我屁眼操成鸡巴套子了……明天还干…” 六、最后收尾 射完最后一次后别立刻拔出来,用鸡巴堵住他的前列腺继续轻轻磨,他会进入“余韵高潮”状态——全身抽搐、鸡巴一跳一跳滴精、屁眼像小嘴一样吸你鸡巴。这时候搂住他亲脖子,他会在你怀里抖20分钟,彻底变成你一个人的专属母狗。记住:真正的前列腺连续高潮不是“爽”,是“爽到大脑宕机、爽到灵魂被操出来”。 当你把一个男娘干到这种程度,他这辈子都离不开你的鸡巴了。
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Halloween always gets me in a Castlevania mood
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My biggest impact on the internet was a loooot of the 4chan posts I made as a teenager got screencapped
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Does that shit say one trillion likes
Gooning is out, we call it ween whacking now
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I think there should be a new holiday called Costume Day to absorb all the non scary stuff from Halloween. People want Costume Day to exist. They're forcing Halloween to be Costume Day because they think they need permission to add a new day. Fuck that. Costume Day is April 30th.
why do americans dress up as non scary things for halloween ive always wondered this
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My type is girls with black hair and glasses I've realized
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The main thing I learned from playing Skyward Sword a few months ago, is that I still feel an emotion toward the robot pirate guy who has no dialogue and killed me five times. The rest of the game though... eeeehhhhh... the dungeons look very cool
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I replayed Undertale recently, and now that I'm way better at games, I didn't die once. It had a huge negative impact on the game. I didn't feel as emotional. I didn't spend as much time with the characters. It was like a song where the melody never repeats.
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It's the same thing that makes people fall in love with Touhou characters after getting their asses kicked
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Girl at the drive thru was in full clown getup (aside from the parts of her work uniform). Very obviously not a costume but just her thing. It looked professional. I wanted to compliment her but I thought maybe she gets tired of the same thing over and over
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But maybe for her what she gets over and over is actually people saying nothing about it and talking about her behind her back, like I am, so I really feel bad about it.
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I have shota dysphoria
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need help identifying a creature. urgent
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Gooning is out, we call it ween whacking now
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Dropping school to focus on my flappy bird streaming career 💸 #8bit
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(←carefree)
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giga is replacing the word based
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