Producer of radio, a kid, many haikus and occasional musings. Insta: https://teapawt.org/t.co/MgasLCxn4L Bluesky: https://teapawt.org/t.co/YkPN51ghjE
Queens, NY
Joined March 2009
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Mom Haiku No. 1,022 (10/28/26)
“Mom, what book is that?”
We share “Hunt, Gather, Parent”
meta read-along.
@FoodieScience
Mom #Haiku No. 1,021 (10/27/26)
Try to schedule moms.
Hunt for undisturbed time slots.
Maybe 5?…AM.
Mom #Haiku No. 1,020 (10/26/26)
My early haikus
tottered and toppled line-
-breaks…Baby’s first verse.
Mom #Haiku No. 1,018 (10/24/26)
Recline in the dark
cozy theater for three hours
and stay awake…how?!?!
Mom #Haiku No. 1,017 (10/23/26)
Winter jacket puff
hugs her in cozy warm fluff.
Human squishy toy.
Mom #Haiku No. 1,016 (10/22/26)
Get haiku ideas!
Pause to research new kid socks.
Ideas lost like socks.
Mom #Haiku No. 1,015 (10/21/26)
My new costume plan:
Ghost of the Lost Pizza Box,
lurking like her grudge.
#halloween
Mom #Haiku No. 1,012 (10/18/26)
“Mom, teach me side eye.”
My child wants me to coach her
to goad me better.
Mom #Haiku No. 1,011 (10/17/26)
Two-year-old neighbor
asks after me all the time.
Toddlers think I’m cool.
Mom #Haiku No. 1,010 (10/16/26)
Appreciates art.
Wanders sculptures in the park.
Tickles brass armpits.
Mom #Haiku No. 1,009 (10/15/26)
Forget open mics.
My jokes kill with her teachers.
Classroom app comic?
Mom #Haiku No. 1,008 (10/14/26)
Greets us with a beep
as a brand new invention:
a robot that hugs.
Mom #Haiku No. 1,007 (10/13/26)
It’s raining ice cream!
She sweetens up the forecast.
Candy in the sky!
Mom #Haiku No. 1,006 (10/12/26)
She loves my earrings
that shine, and my teeth that don’t.
Calls both beautiful.
Mom #Haiku No. 1,005 (10/11/26)
Mom, it’s time to play
The Relaxing Factory.
Yes, kid, I’m all in.
Mom #Haiku No. 1,004 (10/10/26)
Pencil and crayon
add color to “I’m so booooored.”
Tic tac toe as art.
Mom #Haiku No. 1,003 (10/9/26)
Oops, I kissed your ear.
That’s alright, Mom, I’ll keep it,
so I can hear love.