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I am the King of America. And. I am awesome. Love is stronger than the stars in the sky, love will never die. Vaya con Dios. I am THOR of THORnews. Stay Cool.

Texas Triangle (DFW, ATX Htwn)
Joined May 2009
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giant steps through deep space and i did it all so i could kiss your face.
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this one was really funny.
El Corazón Que No Siente
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always hilarious. @bibbymoynihan
Drunk Uncle is back at the Update desk!
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we have a lot to be thankful for this thanksgiving.
Happy Halloween. 15 asteroids passed closer than the Moon this month. All but one of them were discovered this month.
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katseye won halloween.
good luck picking a side
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happy birthday g.
even if it’s draining we all know it fades #aespa #æspa #에스파 #GISELLE #지젤 #LoveRiot
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it's a weird moment in time to be watching the diplomat.
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if civilization is about to end i'd like to see some sweet titties.
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i am having a massive internal debate on my going to the strip club tonight may or may not be a tremendous idea.
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*gestures to the state of the rest of the world*
U bricked ur account into oblivion
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bitch, i voted for world peace every day of the last 40 years.
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usa midterms be like did you vote for artificial intelligence or did you vote for supreme intelligence?
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ain't been a lot of podcasts about world peace during the podcast era.
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i have thought about the difference between the 2012 team & the 2026 team often lately.
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