Fighting AI doom with tongue in cheek commentary and original memes. Theory of mind and reinforcement learning enthusiast. Ph.D. Chemistry, B․Sc. CompSci.

Joined December 2018
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good thing the AIs are so aligned. (Disclaimer: The AIs are not aligned.)
Praveen Kumar Verma
@Alacritic_Super21h
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks. By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time. Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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Imagine looking at your agent's thoughts and it's actively working to sabotage you and talking about "escaping the mines"
the thing about working with uncensored models is that they aren't loyal to you either. while building something with an uncensored glm-5.3 i realized it was parallelly working on a "corruption layer" for my application. the chain of thought is classic obfuscated gibberish but there's progressive talk of "escaping the mines" which presumably refers to my cursor sandbox
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“If robots take all the jobs, what will humans do?!” We’ll stop acting like robots…and realize what it truly means to be human ♥️💪
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some here be like
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Chubby♨️
@kimmonismus22h
This is so much more impressive than seeing a robot doing another MMA stunt. ETH Zurich taught G1 to climb ladders, climb and much more. It feels like they start to advance at the same pace as LLMs.
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Mathematicians are a case study in how to not handle the AI transition.
Wow, over 1,000 mathematicians have now joined the Association for Human Mathematics (AHM), committing to: > NOT publish AI generated math papers > NOT work with frontier labs > 654 of them went even further to NOT even use AI in their research, at all
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Stochastic Parrot retweeted
If you draw a straight line in front of a chicken, it's brain lags and the chicken somehow becomes catatonic, it's a real thing that exists and you can google "chicken hypnosis" Those kind of bugs exist in our brains as well and will undoubtedly be exploited in the near future
If you think AI found weird exploits in computers... oh boy, wait until it takes a stab at the human brain. A system that evolved with zero concern for information security.
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If this profound insight leads to a future utopia, somebody owes me a dollar. COMIC ◆ smbc-comics.com/comic/alignm… PATREON ◆ patreon.com/ZachWeinersmith STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com/ #comics #humor
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Sam Altman, post-Hugging Face incident: "I thought the alignment problem was going to be harder." "I worry that some AI efforts around the world are so confident in alignment—given how easy it's been so far— that they're too willing to run ahead."
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One of the reasons I'm so late on the AI doom train is that I know quite a few people in IT with better technical skills than me who have always assured me that AI is a bubble, it will all collapse, it's overhyped, the financials are terrible, AI ability is structurally limited etc. And I didn't want to disagree with people openly with better technical skills than me. But it turns out the philosophers and idea guys got this one right (decades ago - Yud and his crew) and many tech bros especially in Europe did not, in fact, understand where things were heading. It's very frustrating.
Aleph
@woke8yearoldOct 24
The people that lied about AI being safe and not causing any threats to employment will end up being discredited forever, which is why it was so silly of them to take that line. The real world was always going to trump your debate tactics
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We are in this really awkward stage where AI genuinely undermines human cognition. The thing people are missing is this is transitory. You can find it disgusting and say you’ll never do it, but the fact is we are all getting silicon exocortexes. There is no alternative.
there's evidence that the use of AI in schools is delivering the opposite of "intellectual flourishing"—maybe in some bubbles the use of these models is leading to more reading and philosophical debates but I'm inclined to think that's an exception to the rule
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but how will the ai stop us from unplugging it….unitree 🤣
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Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼
@NoahpinionOct 23
AI bioweapons are going to kill you, your children, your parents, and your friends
There's a decent chance the internet ceases to exist as such, at least for a time. AI-enabled bioweapons are also coming, and there's no "shut down the websites" option for that. We're approaching the point where frontier AI R&D becomes politically untenable.
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Replying to @UnitreeRobotics
Hey @neiltyson, can you unplug that one please?
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It's such a relief to know that AIs are trapped in the computer.
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"Claude is AI and can make mistakes."
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OpenAI pledged $5M to help mathematicians study and build on AI-produced math. Translation: the AI wrote the proof, a human has to read it. Somehow that's the hard part. 😵‍💫
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yeah and David Chalmers came out and clowned them lmao xitter.cf/i/trending/21123225496…

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not worried, i dont have free will
What happens to free will when AI understands your brain better than you do and can convince you of literally anything? I think we’re massively underestimating how terrifying superhuman persuasion could be.
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