Nicholas Walker Ph.D

Going Round the Bend on the QE2 or How to Cure a Nervous Breakdown for Under £50,000 Hilarious Travelogue! 60 published books and the one I wrote when I was mad is the best-seller! #Sale: Kindle £0.99/$0.99 Amazon £6.99/$3.95 a-fwd.to/5QR8YZh

#BBCHEADLINE: Not sure what to wear for Halloween? These outfits are set to be the most popular this year. Pardon me for being thick but doesn't that mean they are exactly the ones to avoid?

INTHENEWS: UK announces sanctions on West Bank settlements Just so On a completely different tack: say do you remember after 9/11 the footage of Palestinians handing out sweets and holding parties in the street?

INTHENEWS: Burnham unveils plan to get rough sleepers off streets for Christmas Why did this take so long? We did it during Covid so why not all the time? That anyone should be #sleeping rough in a country as rich as the UK is an obscenity!

INTHENEWS: UK to change law so ringleader of #Rochdale #grooming gang can be deported Told you so... I still think MI5 would be a better option

BBCScience: #Wegovy weight loss pill now available in UK - here's what you need to know I'll save you some time: all you really need to know is that it won't lose you any weight in the long run...sorry!

INTHENEWS: Why is #Farage facing renewed scrutiny over his finances? Because he is now viewed as a serious political threat of course...duh!

INTHENEWS: Prince Harry will not be joined by #Meghan and children on London trip Aw...that's certainly ruined my day

INTHENEWS: UK in talks with Pakistan about deporting grooming gang leader I should have a brief word with #MI5

INTHENEWS: Tens of thousands rush for tickets to see #Bayeux Tapestry in UK Why? I'm sorry to say it but I reckon you're going to be soooo disappointed...it's even more boring than the Mona Lisa

INTHENEWS: Government 'cannot deport' #grooming gang ringleader. Crap! The government make the laws so go ahead and make one! Let me suggest it for you morons in Westminster: Any immigrant found guilty of a felony should be immediately deported on release!

INTHENEWS: Why are #Scotland fans putting traffic cones on statues in Boston? Because they fail to recognise that they are guests in another country?

INTHENEWS: Parents of Serbia's teenage school shooter given jail terms in retrial. Good! Parents should be held responsible for their children's actions...might make them better parents. And yes, I have 11 kids and have always held myself responsible for any bad behaviour.

INTHENEWS: #Bowen: US-Iran deal raises inescapable question of what the war was for For the last 50yrs US has been blamed for allowing the spread of ##nuclear weapons...finally someone tries to do something about it and they get blamed! That was what the war was about you tit!

INTHENEWS: #Russia was behind arson attacks targeting PM, BBC reveals No comment (too easy).

INTHENEWS: I have a duty to stay on, says #PM as he justifies defence spending decisions The words of every tin pot dictator!

INTHENEWS: Starmer accuses Musk of trying to whip up division over Henry Nowak murder Can't this disastrous PM ever shut up? I've disliked Musk before anybody else had heard of him but he's totally correct in what he is saying. UK police cannot be trusted to police themselves!

INTHENEWS: #Trump hits back at 'unpatriotic' vote after House rebukes him over #Iran Whether you agree with the war or not for America to quit now would be disastrous...the whole Arab world would laud it as a total defeat for the US!

BBCNEWSHEADLINE: What would make the UK a better place to live? A new project aims to find out Literally: anybody but #Starmer as PM!

Spain: you can say one thing about #Starmer...he makes #Boris look good!

INTHENEWS: UK joining #Ukraine £78 bn loan scheme would be good for EU ties, Starmer says Of course he does. The EU has done everything to punish the UK for Brexit so the idiot #Starmer thinks giving them our pensioner's money will help!