The active Secretary of State just followed GatorsTrump what is going on
I don’t know how to react to this
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“They’ll be called the Cleveland Guardians and the team’s best player will sign an extension for $100M less than he is worth”
“Certainly they will take advantage of this by using some of that saved money to sign other good players”
“They will not”
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Just your annual reminder that this is the worst place on the planet. Never visit. Especially in the summer.
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BIGGEST MALE CANON EVENTS:
- Realizing WWE is fake
- First heartbreak
- Marvins room
- Discovering family lore you never knew of
- Getting jacked
- Unemployed era
- Summer 2016 (you had to be there)
- OBJ catch
- Homies switching up on you
- Touching real money
- Understanding god exists
- Losing a pet
- Stronger than your dad
- Fumbling a 8/10 (great body) that liked you
- Covid warzone with the boys
- Realizing you might be goated
- November 2021
- Touching rim (10 ft)
I would love to do some sort of branding for GatorsTrump, but it’s hard to land on something that doesn’t just look like a political promo, which is the opposite of what I’m going for.
Decent start to the year #LetEmKnow
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Got one back.
#ForTheLand | #GuardsBall
























