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Remember, good moms let their hung sons use them to get rid of their morning wood.

You have no idea how hard it is to try and look cute when I have this fucking monster between my legs. I keep trying to find new shorts but my dick either hangs out the bottom or gets in the way of zipping them up. If only someone could help me pay for all of this...

What's with that look on your face? Are you really getting jealous of a pumpkin?

Remember, it's up to you to make sure a hung neets dick gets properly washed. It's too massive and messy for them to clean it themselves. Sure it'll only be a day till it's all musky and sweaty again from getting stroked all night but that's why you'll be there to wash it again.

Sorry to wake you up like this but you know how it is with morning wood. There's literally nothing else I could've done about it.

I love that there's so many cuties that've had their brains turned to mush by giant cocks that there's nothing they'd rather do than just stay kneeling in a box and worship the biggest dick they see all day. It makes sense though, a big superior club like this deserves attention.

Who cares that he's always in his room, doesn't do anything productive and hasn't showered in weeks? Clearly your girlfriend doesn't. All it took was one photo of his greasy throbbing cock and she was ready to toss out your relationship for a man without a tiny shrimp dick.

It's so hard to learn anything in class when I've got this stupid thing popping up all the time. I'm thinking I should just start shoving the nearest person under the desk and have them do it for me.

With how high prices are getting its only fair you pay me back when I drive you around. I don't care your boyfriend only lives two minutes away, you owe me for being sooooo kind as to use up any time of my day on you.

You really shouldnt expect me to wear a condom when even the biggest sizes I can find still just look like this on me. And even if it did fit Im sure my load would burst it anyway, so you'll just have to deal with getting pumped full till you're leaking for days. Hope thats fine!

I don't care that you can hear it through the walls, unless you wanna help speed up the process you're just gonna have to deal with it for the next few hours.

This is what you see when you come to pick your girlfriend up from Niko's costume party. Looks like she got a real nice treat <3

I've been busy allllll day long ;-; Which means I'll need somebody to use allllll night long, I hope you're not busy tomorrow!

My sister finally got a boyfriend and like the good partner she is, she wants to make sure their first time together is perfect. So I started helping her practice. Sure she's missed a ton of dates cause of our "training" but I'm sure her BF will be fine with it once she's a pro.

Sorry bro, my GF is sick right now so you'll have to do instead <3

I love the spooky season cause in addition to all the slutty costumes I get to see people wearing, it's so much fun to carve a cute little face onto a pumpkin and rearrange its guts. It's really the only right way to smash a pumpkin.

What were you expecting? If you're gonna play my games I'd obviously need something to entertain myself with in the meantime.

Underwear is too restrictive so I usually don't bother, but it's starting to get super cold at my place so it's looking like a might need a way to keep warm down there...

You just kept gushing about how beautiful your girlfriend is so I had to see for myself. It was fun meeting her, I think we might hangout more often <3

A bunch of games I want are on sale so I need someone under my desk while I go through my wishlist