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Stiffest Left Hip Emhlabeni retweeted
Salaam, just ate toast from Blue Ribbon WHICH IS HALAAL with Rama WHICH IS ALSO HALAAL. Wallahi I'm going to wash it down with my HALAAL Oros and eat my HALAAL chocolate
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me when the bi guy with a taper fade, goatee and a hung dick tells me the earth is flat
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My slutty Pilates fit is now dry. I can't wait to look like the local village prostitute in tomorrow's class.
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Stiffest Left Hip Emhlabeni retweeted
Andre 3000 raps a QUADRUPLE entendre 🐐
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Stiffest Left Hip Emhlabeni retweeted
Noah Wyle has been announced as 2026 PEOPLE Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive.
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Hendrik Verwoerd is cackling in hell.
Great Replacement Theory talking points on South African Twitter
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Stiffest Left Hip Emhlabeni retweeted
They're also trans and fat, as you can see. Please put them down before you turn into a thique hijabi they/them. PROTECT YOURSELF BLACK MAN!! 💪🏿💪🏿
Oh no guys! Choice Assorted biscuits are Halal too! December is ruined 😠
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Stiffest Left Hip Emhlabeni retweeted
Sexiest Man Alive for 2026 is actually Mahershala Ali
Noah Wyle has been named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2026…
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It is still early in and I have a humiliation ritual scheduled for 15:00.
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Stiffest Left Hip Emhlabeni retweeted
Oh Mona Lisa, you’ve been dethroned
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Stiffest Left Hip Emhlabeni retweeted
We really gotta teach STEM majors the importance of not making things sometimes
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks. By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time. Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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These images look the same to me.
Momo Boyd as Chaka Khan with her pet parrot for Halloween.
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Why are you guys only noticing this now? Ngathi there’s a paid Islamophobia campaign? You’ve been eating at Chicken Licken for 30 years and suddenly now you want to pretend like they’re excluding you from there? They’ve been serving halaal this entire time! Ndicela nibhadle
Ever notice how the dodgy reporting is often hidden behind a paywall? In Gauteng alone, major fast-food chains offering halaal food include KFC, Nando’s, Steers, Debonairs, McDonald’s, Chicken Licken, Roman’s Pizza, Burger King and Wimpy. Muslims make up roughly 2–3% of South Africa’s population. So why does halaal compliance seem so widespread across mainstream fast food? Who is driving this demand, and what does the market data actually tell us?
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and they could have only gotten that idea from Benjamin Netanyahu
Islamophobia in South Africa? We don’t do that here.
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Stiffest Left Hip Emhlabeni retweeted
“patriots” after finding out the spur they’re eating at is halaal certified
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Oh no, that explains why I've been feeling so Muslim lately 🤭
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Oh, it looks like someone will be eligible for a diamond certified album in two weeks.
Billboard 200: #10(+1) @sza, SOS 38,000 (9,951,000 units since release). *peak: #1 for 13 weeks*
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This is my erasure???
Highest liked tweet in India on X/Twitter : 1. ISRO - 847K 2. Kohli - 810K 3. Kohli - 622K 4. Vijay - 576K 5. Vijay - 573K 6. Kohli - 544K 7. Kohli - 537K 8. Kohli - 528K 9. Sachin - 500K (about Kohli) 10. Kohli - 497K 11. Kohli - 488K 12. NAMO - 479K 13. Sachin - 477K 14. Vijay - 456K 15. Kohli - 450K 16. Kohli - 447K 17. Kohli - 445K 18. Kohli - 443K 19. Kohli - 429K 20. Kohli - 426K Virat Kohli is literally greatest Indian celebrity, please don't talk about reach here. 👑🗿🔥
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When is the rapture scheduled for?
LGE 2026 | The Freedom Front Plus is targeting ANC strongholds ahead of the 4 November polls, with former ANC members Siphiwe Mhlongo of Mabopane and Daniel Makgobola of Soweto contesting under the party's banner.
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