Resident cat at 10 Downing Street. Also to inlcude tweets from the memoirs of Whitehall cats through the years
Joined October 2010
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Miaow. I think my phone has been hacked as well. The mice round here have been blackmailing me with some dodgy stories from my Blair days
So I'm going public. They're going to claim that I'm new but that is just spin. They are taking the piss though my name isn't Larry
Up early to cause some mischief with valentines cards. Going to make Eric pickles think he is a stud muffin
Don't you even think about it.Can't have no fucking tabby at No.10.If he comes near he'll get a bashing. http://tinyurl.com/6ygwyqm
Coulson goes and No. 10 starts talking sense.Didn't take me long to get them back on track. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12265112
Sorry about the economy everyone. Will go and give Georgieboy a scratch to get him to buck up his ideas
Was a shame about Johnson going. We used to role play with me as Jess and him as Postman Pat. #scandalsthatshouldneverseethelightofday
Err. Smelly students protesting just up the street. Would go and piss on their shoes but wouldn't make them smell any worse
Woohoo, I've got the place to myself as David and George are off to China. Do they eats cats there? I'm going to look to eat @LDNMouse
Saw a ginger rodent today. No it wasn't Danny, just a red squirrel in the garden. Quite irnoic really, Harman smelt of mouse droppings.
Been playing with dc. Driving me wild with a ball of wool while he should be practicing for pmqs tomorrow
Heard rumours of plans to burn civil servants to save energy @Final_Countdown: All 2playfor Whitehall Energy Showdown http://goo.gl/8w7j.
Georgie O is a very happy man. Was able to sit on his lap for a stroke earlier. Was only a little blofeld like.
I wonder what the #psychicoctopus tastes like? once asked him who would win the election. put half his tentacles in Con and half in Lib Dem
OMG. A bunch of kids from the No. 10 creche just got hold of me and petted me half to death. Fancy the cinema later. What should I see?