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“I can’t afford a new starfighter, fuel has gone up 50 credits, and my apartment keeps getting broken into by sand people.”
“What about the droid attack on the Wookiees?”
“Have you seen what Padawans are wearing around the Temple now? Just the other day I saw a togruta girl in the sparring chamber with nothing but a miniskirt and bra on. And I’m over here sweating in these robes.”
“And don’t even get me started on Master Secura filming herself.”
“No, Anakin, you are not allowed to develop feelings toward Padmé. That is against the Jedi Code.”
“We will however grant you a horny teenage apprentice who wears a tube top to babysit… You aren’t allowed to touch her either.”
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SIR PATRICK STEWART,,what can I say? You were larger than life. Always a joy to see on the screen,,you saved many mediocre films & shows with your stage presence alone. REST IN PEACE. We will finish what you started
The Chinese had visa-free travel to the Northern Mariana Islands?
ANCHOR BABY LOOPHOLE SUSPENDED.
Today, DHS took decisive action to protect America’s sovereignty and SUSPENDED visa-free travel for Chinese nationals to the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands.
This program made the islands a hot spot for Chinese birth tourism and other security vulnerabilities.
Under @POTUS Trump’s leadership, we are not letting American citizenship become a travel perk.
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From today, charities can apply to sponsor refugees through new, capped Named Community Sponsorship and Refugee study safe and legal routes.
Sponsors will provide accommodation, integration support and help finding work.
First arrivals are expected in autumn 2027.



























