Sarcasm

Smiling at someone who hates you just to piss them off even more.

I wish I could mute people in real life.

Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap!

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22. Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26. Dont worry if you're not dating, they might not be born

I'm clapping because it's over, not because I liked it.

There will always be that one song that reminds you of the memories you used to have with someone.

Be thankful for what you are now, and keep fighting for what you want to be tomorrow.

That awkward moment when you accidentally answer a call you meant to ignore.

Creating a nickname for your crush that only you and your best friend know.

Old couples make you realize someone can love you forever.

A true friend -cares like a mom, -scolds like a dad, -teases like a sister, -irritates like a brother, -loves more than a lover.

Show feelings, get hurt. Be faithful, get cheated on. Show love, get left. Be honest, get lied to.

I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond.

Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad...

Love & trust are based on facts & acts, one wrong act can break ones trust, whereas one small fact can make one fall in love.

When I'm bored, nobody texts me. But when I'm busy, BOOM... still nobody texts me.

Forgiving someone is easy, it's trusting them again that's hard.

i think the worst feeling in the world is knowing that someone you used to talk to everyday doesn

I either dress super girly and pretty or I dress like a 40 year old man that hasn't gotten out of bed in 2 months.