Smooth as a pair of lemon pepper steppers, it's no secret that Trick Williams defines his legacy no matter the odds against him.┊@_TrickWilliams parody.
Joined January 2023
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Just one little hook and a whole lot of bad intentions. And for a moment, I was right there. Fingertips away. Close enough to feel it. Then somebody pulled me down, somebody else tried to break me in half, and the whole thing turned into a demolition derby with worse insurance.
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I have the edge of experience when it comes to ladder matches of any kind; the best option is to weaken anyone who comes your way for climbing up and unclip the briefcase on top.
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There is only one person who owns the 𝑩𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 moniker; the one you call 𝐂𝐌 𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐊.
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When I come in to destroy, I plan to do just that.
Uncharted, Unchained, and Unleashed.
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I was the big wall getting between everyone’s dreams to Money in the Bank. It’s obvious to me that they all had to gang up on me to better their chances. Don’t think I’m a meathead, I’m not an idiot. It’s that Steiner math I did in my head. They all had a 141 2/3% of NOT winning.
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Now I hope you all see? How easily I could put away the competition. The dogs have been sparing you his jaws.
From here, I am collared no more.
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(Pain can only be dished out in a refined manner, a classic symphony of destruction given by this conductor of the ring only spells the end for the opposition not in musical instruments but paved in blood, why you ask? So it was foretold, so it shall be done. )
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A face card to be used for future sculpting classes and a body card that is a 1/1, Ludwig Kaiser simply defines perfection. As much as you envy his brash attitude and extravagant wardrobe, you cannot ignore your lustful temptations for a taste of European Elegance.
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And that’s when the United States Champion decided to be opportunistic. Trick Shot to the back of my head while I was still dealing with the high flyer. Then he pins the unconscious man and struts around like he earned something. He didn’t beat me. He survived me.
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Last week I staked my claim. I made it crystal clear. Whoever walked out of that match between Sami Zayn and CM Punk, I was next. The Undisputed WWE Championship. the General Manager… and the higher-ups decided otherwise.
#SmackDown
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(A New Level. A New Day. Twenty years of dedicated and well respected tag team legacy and skill leads this player one on the game board to a new destination. An Elite talent now ready to soar to new heights.)
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(As the roots to his own family tree wilter and fade, Consider the now once Street Champion a new man, enjoying the world and seeing the sights of his past transgressions anew. Though the dominance has not faded from his soul, the aggressive nature still beats.)
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(As the Samoan dynasty grows stronger, the aura and the elegance of the Tribal Chief just elevates with each challenge that steps before him. Nevertheless, no matter what comes towards his way, the Tribal Chief always has a plan to keep his family on top.)
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(Causing Chaos for so long no matter the journey has led him to the top spot, a place where the big boys play. But within that long line of names on that family tree comes the black sheep looking to make his own herd.)
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(The engines are prepped, passengers are loaded and ready for take-off but now with the eyes on the future main attraction of All Elite Wrestling. It's no secret that the next captain of this jet is ready to get fly with the best of them. )
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Loss and disappointment don’t define me.
It offends me.
I don’t sit in it.
I don’t unpack it.
I don’t decorate it.
I leave it exactly where I found it and keep moving.
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Don’t forget I’m still the man who makes this place feel a little more expensive every time my music hits.
Still the best-dressed guy in the building.
Still the smoothest talker.
Still the most naturally gifted star walking through that curtain.
Still Absolute.
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You survived the biggest star on Friday nights breathing down your neck. A man who’s been turning every conversation on this brand into a conversation about moi. You survived…for one night.
But don’t confuse survival with superiority because those are two very different things.
