Self-improvement is masturbation. R.I.P. David Dorn
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Chekhov's Cough: If a character is shown coughing in Act 1, he or she will be dying of a disease by Act 3.
Hella Aura retweeted
🚨HOLY CRAP!!!
A White man in Illinois GOES BALLISTIC on a Black family who took 40 JUICE BOXES off his porch during Halloween.
White Homeowner: "YOU STOLE FORTY JUICE BOXES!!!! You took EVERYTHING! YOU ARE THIEVES!!
Black Mother: "Well then you shouldn't put it outside..."
No @jimrome livestream up on Youtube. Good thing I can go listen to him on X (formerly Twitter)...
Wait a minute. Uh-oh!
Hella Aura retweeted
Meet the California State Assembly Chief of Staff… in Sacramento he printed and handed out, “Allegedly Nick Shirley has a small penis, prove me wrong”
@TerrySchanz used tax-funded public resources to try to slander a journalist.
A perfect example of California politics.
🚨 Confronting California Politicians behind the “Stop Nick Shirley Act”:
California’s Attorney General’s wife has created a bill titled AB 2624 (aka the Stop Nick Shirley Act) that will fine citizens and journalists a minimum $4,000 for exposing and searching for potential fraud inside Immigration Support Service Providers and take away their First Amendment rights.
This bill will protect NGOs, nonprofits, legal offices, healthcare facilities and learing centers who provide services to immigrants. If an immigration service provider gives you a piece of paper saying you cannot publish your video, you may be fined $4,000 and have to pay for their legal fees.
Instead of pushing for more transparency, California is trying to shield journalists and citizens from looking into where their tax dollars are going. California politicians need the fraud to continue.
EXPOSE IT ALL.
Goddammit, where is Blaise in KC? His account got hacked apparently, and is now taken over by some cryptodouche bot who even changed the @ handle. And it doesn't seem that @blaiseinKC1 is getting necro'd either.
What a sad crazyperson. And a total fucking libtard, a very STRONGLY OPINIONATED total fucking libtard, which is the worst kind.
STFU Ellen.
This interview should be studied by future generations. It's that crazy.
2019. Colbert interviews Ellen Page.
Colbert opens by awkwardly making fun of how short Page is. Page then starts complaining that Hollywood is too binary.
Page then claims that the world will end by 2030 because of climate change and says that climate change is as real as the Jussie Smollett attack. (Ironically, she was right about that.)
Page ends with a very emotional performance, blaming Trump for the vicious, racist attack on Smollett.
Wow.
Like, WHY IN THE FUCK do companies do shit like this? Ever hear of "If it ain't broke, don't fix it"?
I've been on Twitter for 15 years & have never needed a passcode to check my DMs. Now they want me to punch in some fkn passcode. For what? @ElonMusk
That's a clear foul on Fox by OG Anunoby, you can't just body a guy into the first row -that's why he was able to block his shot.
I see the Knicks won Game 1 of the #NBAFinals on the road by 10 points & it's a big "upset" - Did people not see them destroying teams for the last month in the playoffs like no team has ever destroyed before?
"Pocket presents"
@jimrome
Minnesota drafting a quarterback that can't throw to the left hand side of the field makes about as much sense as the Los Angeles Lakers being called the Lakers. JJ has the pocket presents of a blind squirrel and is clearly a bust.
Notice LeBroom James stopped "making it to the Finals every year" once he left the Eastern Conference. So his claim to fame of 10 Finals appearances doesn't hold up well.
Also, for Jordan this logic doesn't apply, because MJ always beat the West's best once he got there.
Hella Aura retweeted
MJ’s final shot as a Bull: Game-winner for championship #6
LeBron’s final shot as a Laker: Missed layup for the win as he gets swept.
