MAKE THE TIMELINE LAUGH, THINK, AND OCCASIONALLY LOSE ITS MIND WITH UNFILTERED THOUGHTS AND DANGEROUS OPINIONS BARCA/CITY

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If your landlord increased rent by KSh 2,000 tomorrow, would you move or negotiate?
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How we all be praying for Manchester City to thrash Brighton 4-0 tonight.
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Rent is up, wages are flat, and everyone says "just invest"
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Who is sponsoring these fake online opinion polls
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Self education has got me forther then formal education
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Mimi ata nikue tajiri aje lazima nikue na mtungi ya maji mahali tu kwa nyumba tu just for emergency situations. Kuna day nimechelewa kuamka, nikatoa nguo mbio kuruka kwa bafu kufungua tap napata hakuna maji bana. Shiet, na venye nilikua nanuka jasho hio siku jamani. Ilibidi nivae nguo tu hivyo na jacket flani ya XXL, hapo kazini saa saba mchana watu wananiuliza mbona sitoi jacket nawaambia leo niko mgonjwa kiasi.
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I was ashamed of myself when I realized life was a costume party and I attended with my real face.
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Some Opportunity Don't come Back🕶️. Fear Will🛋️.
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Crazy
Girls will have you blocked on social media but be laid up with you
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I hope my ignorance about forex trading doesn't come and bite me in the ass in the future.
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🌷 Drop a flower for someone who made you smile! 💐
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🚀 #TVSMotor delivers a strong set of numbers! 📈 Net Profit ↑ 52.3% to ₹1,377 Cr vs ₹904 Cr YoY 💰 Revenue ↑ 43.7% to ₹17,103 Cr vs ₹11,905 Cr YoY ⚡ EBITDA ↑ 47.2% to ₹2,219 Cr vs ₹1,507 Cr YoY 📊 EBITDA Margin improves to 13% vs 12.7% YoY
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Simba Arati: Oburu Oginga sent Governor Gladys Wanga and me to persuade Sifuna to dump Linda Mwananchi and return to ODM, but he refused. ODM did everything possible to keep Sifuna in the party. We did not chase him away
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私の婚約者は、結婚式の一か月前から急に冷たくなった。 電話に出ない日が増え、週末も「仕事がある」と言って会ってくれない。 不安になった私は、彼の職場を訪ねた。受付で彼の名前を伝えると、女性社員が不思議そうな顔をした。 「え? 彼なら先週、退職しましたよ。海外へ行くって聞きましたけど……」
夫の誕生日、私はサプライズで彼の職場を訪ねた。 受付で名前を伝えると、若い女性が不思議そうに笑った。 「奥様ですか?社長なら、今日は結婚記念日で早退されましたよ」 私は笑顔を保ったまま、手に持っていたケーキを見つめた。 私たちの結婚記念日は、来月だった。 しかも夫は、ただの会社員だったはずなのに。
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everybody dey react to the meme with laughing emoji. but you get mind come my dm to laugh, wetin you dey feel like?
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“a problem shared is a problem solved” ehh no try am o, they go use your matter as AI story.
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Ulimwosha ganji ya changli
Nakua blocked mpaka na small wigs, Kwani how bad am i jameni???
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Mwaka ndio hii inaenda kuisha, lakini ni kama goals zote niliziset zilikuwa offside
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💐 May unexpected happiness find you today.
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Unity is Power But 100 sheep 🐑 can't kill a Lion. 📹
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So true❤️
you begin to appreciate your parents differently when you start understanding the cost of the things they provided for you.
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