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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. ~ John Barrymore #sex #quotes

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct. ~ W. Somerset Maugham #sex #quotes

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. ~ Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook #sex #quotes

Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out. ~ Harold Robbins #sex #quot

Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. ~ Anonymous #sex #quotes

It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. ~ Marge Piercy #sex #quotes

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. ~ George Burns #sex #quotes

Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite. ~ Mignon McLaughlin #sex #quotes

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. Zsa Zsa Gabor #sex #quotes

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. ~ Brendan Francis, Playboy #sex #quotes

Your first kiss or your hundred-thousanth. Are you still putting you passion into it? dld.bz/djVUY

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. ~ Lily Tomlin #sex #quotes

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. ~ Woody Allen #sex #

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best. ~ Woody Allen #sex #quotes

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. ~ John Waters #sex #quotes

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! ~ George Bernard Shaw #sex #quotes