Prevent Defense is the devil

Joined June 2023
We don't deserve dogs, we do deserve the 1st down pass though.
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Theres a far greater than zero % chance that I have at least two of his burners muted on here. Entirely too reactionary from week to week to not be on here.
Cowboys coach Brian Schottenheimer was very short with his postgame responses. The entire news conference was about 4 minutes. They’re usually at least 10. Asked if everything was OK, he responded: “I’m great. Excited for our guys.”
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Best part of being connected to a poverty franchise for over 3 decades means there's literally nothing you can say about them to hurt/anger me. (besides calling them good). I hate them more than you could even fathom and you simply cannot kill what is already dead.
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There's nothing but a blank void free of all hope, positivity, ambition and sanity. Where my sport's heart once was. Cap Boy personally ripped it out in January 2017 by talking Jerry out of firing Garrett in the tunnel after the game.
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They won vs a team I’ve hated literally my entire life. I wish they hadn’t.
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Hope Terry Bradshaw forgets to put his diaper on before bed. Dak AND Pickens balling had to have him ready to throw up stomach acid.
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So they didn’t run motion bc they were behind last week. They also didn’t run it this week bc they were ahead. (Bc they didn’t want to show anything else on tape) The ad-lib bc I’m calling my shot on what he’s gonna a say this week.
Replying to @alecventura
All I’m asking is for a white boy to get a little motion. They were up by safe (a rare thing) and it was time to work some kinks out. Instead……
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You know you can already hear it. Like last week never even happened.
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“ look at this stupid mf just walking like that”. Man, it’s like when you’re mad at someone for simply existing. The mere thought of them makes your day slightly worse. It’s actually comical how much I can’t stand this mush.
Brian Schottenheimer after the Cowboys’ win in Philadelphia
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Fucking decade sample and dude has a couple bad weeks so he’s trash. One play doesn’t cancel out one game. One week doesn’t cancel out one year. That’s not how any of this works. It’s a league of 8 game samples.
I thought Dak regressed
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Go for two, earned that burger. Fuck hoey rosebud
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How do we come to terms with the fact Sirriani took an L but Marty Jr got a lifeline? Like all things Dallas
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I mean. Law of averages has you lucking into a turnover at some point….. right? 😅
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Ofc it’s the dude I been tearing up all night. Bro hit me with the #heath
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I’m not gonna cuss. I’m not gonna yell. I just want to say that I’d take Jeff Fisher over Visor Garrett. Serious as a heart attack in a hurricane.
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Fucking up my QBs EPA in garbage time bc your muppet ass muppeting around doing muppet shit. I HATE this damn coach.
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God forbid you backslide in the playoffs and expect him to be the difference that game (in a good way).
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He just can’t help himself.
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We’re really gonna have to hear that half-hat wearing muppet pop his shit on the pojum. While Dak has his back turned to the media bc the muppet is literally in Dak’s backpack.
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Damn blind dog in a butcher shop finally ran the right way
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I know it’s dysfunctional, unhealthy, psychotic. Whatever you wanna call it. You’re in the literal .00049% of the American population that can do what you do. The average career ain’t long. Fucking SEND it. Sorry mom, I’ll see you in a decade. I got a legacy to chase.
Replying to @Not2BeTrite
In case you haven’t picked up what I’m putting down. This game will give back what you put in. Blood in, blood out. Tom Brady, Parcells, Bill… etc. The fucking nuked their life. Everything that doesn’t help you on gameday is an expendable asset. It’s the NfL, not recess.
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And I need my ST coordinator to be on Trucker Speed
Replying to @Not2BeTrite
Last thing you want is an OC with a drinking problem, and the last thing you want is a DC without one
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That’s the shit playing in the background when you decide it’s watermelon kick time. Bones, you crazy motherucker.
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In case you haven’t picked up what I’m putting down. This game will give back what you put in. Blood in, blood out. Tom Brady, Parcells, Bill… etc. The fucking nuked their life. Everything that doesn’t help you on gameday is an expendable asset. It’s the NfL, not recess.
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